Kim quotes from Kim Possible

The device can create a black hole the size of Nevada.

The pan-dimensional vortex-inducer?

How did you know?

Last year.

Professor Dementor.

Las Vegas.

Almost went black hole.

Saved the world.

Well, it's been stolen. Again.

Aww, man, a rerun!

Drakken

Aha, Kim Possible, you have fallen for my trap!

Ron, you said this wasn't a trap.

How can it be a trap if we knew that it was a trap?

Drakken

Its a trap-trap.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Drakken

Nargh, answer it.

Wade

Kim, its a trap-trap.

Shego

Okay, moving on...

Wade

Just make sure you're not the one wearing-

-a red shirt?

And... you. You're expendable.

Wade

I'm gonna try and move you two into the same demension. Get ready.

Shego

Agh, what fresh torment is this?

Wade

Kim, did I match you up?

Kind of...

Shego

Not.

There's been a cross over between Drakken's vortex inducer and the cable signal.

Shego

Doy, I figured that out three channels ago!

Wade

Rufus, where's Kim?

Rufus

Shego!

[still fighting] Go, Wade. I'm listening.

Wade

I found Ron. I'll try to move you guys to the same dimension.

Shego

Oh, great, dweeb to the rescue.

What makes you think you're coming with?

Shego

Because this is way too... moopy for me.

Moopy? Oh, you were on Pals? I love that show!

Shego

Figures.

Where are we this time?

Shego

I'm gonna say pro-wrestling.

Mm. Good call.

Shego

Could this be any easier?

Uh, I don't think so.

We are ninety stories above a busy city street. Does that scare you?

Shego

No.

Not really.

Shego

Should it?

Well yeah! Because we are talking about a bungee jump! [Kim and Shego look at each other] Aren't ya scared?

No.

Shego

Are you?

Why would I be- AHH! [Shego grabs him and jumps over the side of the building]

Shego

Here we go, pretty boy!

[exasperated] Shego! [jumps after them]

Here they come!

Drakken

Um, what comes where?

Shego

[to Drakken] I blame you for this.

Wade

Everything's back to normal... mostly.

So what happened to Drakken?

Wade

Looks like he took a detour.

Lalalalalalalalalala!

Shego

This is so worse than moopy.

Today's color is green! Do you see anything green?

Shego

Yeah, I got your green, felt-face!

Drakken

[nervously] Shego, you're going to anger Mr. Sit-down.

Shego

What? (Mr. Sit-down sits on them) Oh.

You can't spell inspiration without procrastination!

Eh... Yes, you can.

Not the "ation" part. Booyah!

Wade

I don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened either.

Did you analyze the gravy sample?

Wade

Yup.

Monique

And?

Wade

You don't want to know. [pauses] Not till graduation. [pauses] From college.

Monique

I say we trust him on the gravy.

[walking in] Nacos, plenty of Diablo sauce and some snackies...

Sneaking Bueno Nacho into school?

Hey, KP! No, just picked up some snacks for a, erm, er... field trip [looks around guiltily]

Field trip?

Yori

Everything is ready, Stoppable-San.

Yori! [nervously] Ha-ha, um Yori, this is Kim and Monique.

Yori

Ah! Kim Possible! [She bows] I have heard much!

Really? I haven't. [Glares at Ron]

Oh... sure, KP... you know Yori from seventh period History? No, no she's an old pal from Camp Wannaweep...

We never met actually. What do you want? Who are you, stranger I do not know?

But you just said her name is Yori.

[nervously] Yori, well, it's a common name... ya know... in Japan... Well, I... I... I gotta go! Bye!

Well that was weird.

Monique

Secret girlfriend weird?

No! He'd tell me! I mean... why wouldn't he?

Monique

'Cause you'd go all jell.

"Jell"?

Monique

Green-eyed.

So? I've always had green eyes.

Monique

Jealous. You're jelling!

I am not jelling!

Monique

Uh-huh.

It's just that my weird-ar's going off, that's all.

Monique

And you're jelling.

So not!

Wade

Does the name "Yamanouchi" mean anything to you?

That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?

Wade

Turns out it's a super-secret school...

I knew he crushed on someone while he was there!

Wade

That wasn't what I...

What? You think I'm jelling? I'm not jelling! Why would I jell?

Wade

Right...

If she liked me, then why couldn't she just say so? I mean, she was being all ninja about it.

(awkwardly) Well... you got me.