Kenny vs. Spenny Season 2 quotes

Kenny

There are some things that I've done that are so mean to Spenny that I think they are detrimental to his health right now, and I think if I came clean, he would truly believe I was trying to change.

What kinds of things are you talking about?

Kenny

Like, just little things, like, I stuck his toothbrush up my ass two weeks ago and he's still using it. I'm so sorry I used to be mean.

I think we need to end this session now. I can't be of any help to you.

Kenny

Well, thank you so much for your time, I really appreciate it. Come on Spencer, let's go.

Kenny

I'm so sorry Spenny is an asshole.

You fucked Catherine Stockwood while I was seeing her?

Kenny

Yeah.

Where?

Kenny

[lowers his head in shame], In the vagina. Fucking, fucking for hours on end, just fucking her and fucking her.

Please, just cut the cameras.

Kenny

It's true, I'm sorry. But still, it's very nice of me to tell you.

Kenny

Spencer, you are a rat in my maze. Believe me, you're not gonna get the cheese.

Kenny

I miss the olden days, you know? When we were just kids, didn't have a care in the world. Now we've got these corporate pigs watching our every move, and this stupid show, these competitions-- they're just useless!

It has affected our relationship, there's no question about it.

Kenny

I swear to you from the bottom of my heart, friend, I'm tired of being mean. I'm tired of being a cheater, and a crook, and the vermin virus that I am.

I don't think we've spent time like this in what, 15 years?

Kenny

We should have more competitions like this.

We can't, that's the problem. They want us to kill each other. That's what they want.