There are some things that I've done that are so mean to Spenny that I think they are detrimental to his health right now, and I think if I came clean, he would truly believe I was trying to change.
What kinds of things are you talking about?
Like, just little things, like, I stuck his toothbrush up my ass two weeks ago and he's still using it. I'm so sorry I used to be mean.
[Spenny buries his face in his palms]
I think we need to end this session now. I can't be of any help to you.
Well, thank you so much for your time, I really appreciate it. Come on Spencer, let's go.
[Spenny leaves the room, shaking his head]
I'm so sorry Spenny is an asshole.
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