Kenny and Spenny in “First One to be Mean Loses”

I miss the olden days, you know? When we were just kids, didn't have a care in the world. Now we've got these corporate pigs watching our every move, and this stupid show, these competitions-- they're just useless!

It has affected our relationship, there's no question about it.

I swear to you from the bottom of my heart, friend, I'm tired of being mean. I'm tired of being a cheater, and a crook, and the vermin virus that I am.

I don't think we've spent time like this in what, 15 years?

We should have more competitions like this.

We can't, that's the problem. They want us to kill each other. That's what they want.