Ok Go! Crabwalk!
[Kenny farts loudly into Spenny's face]
Oh Fuck! Kenny!
[Both laughing]
I can't help it.
You can give me your worst fuckin' garlic farts from New York City and I still won't give up the sixty-nine position!
S6 E1Who Can 69 The Longest?
"Kenny": If i don't get a coffee, I'm going to bite your testee bag so hard, and drink your cock juice like a fucking expresso
"Spenny": Cock Juice!
S6 E9Who Can Have More Fun?
It's so much fun to destroy old technology!
[Kenny is destroying Spenny's tapedeck and stereo with a bat]
That's my technology! Stop it!
Take that tape deck! Tape deck! [Kenny pours gasoline on the broken stereo] Someone give me a match!
Are you crazy?! You're not doing that! [Spenny is singing] Burning the house down is not fun.
S6 E10Who Can?
Let the annointing begin!
[Kenny whom is pretending to be a king is getting a foot massage from his unit manager Jamie and Jamie is groaning]
C'mon give me a foot massasge!
JJaime
Give you a foot massage?! Are you nuts?!
C'mon just do it!
JJaime
It's disgusting.
It's not that bad it's a foot!
JJaime
It's gross. Have you smelled your own feet?
S6 E11Who Can Produce The Best Commercial?
MDMaurice Del Taco (Kenny)
[Maurice Del Taco is shouting in song] P IS FOR PINEAPPLE THAT GOES ON MY PIZZA... I IS FOR THE I IN I LOVE PIZZA... Z IS FOR THE ZIPPER GRAB THE PEPPERONI... Z IS FOR THE ZESTY PIZZA IS THE BESTY... A IS FOR THE WAY PIZZA MAKES ME FEEL; ALRIGHT!
"'Kenny"': "Wash his eyes out. I fucking maced him."
"'Spenny"': "Oh fuck, my eyes!"
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