Kid Wonder Woman quotes from Justice League Unlimited

We need to get out of here.

Leaving so soon? You didn't even take any party favors.

Incoming! That's not gonna hold.

Where do you think you're going, sugar?

Look, Dee Dee, another Green Lantern. He's much cuter than the last one we killed, don't you think, Dee Dee?

Green Lantern

How'd you?

Ow.

Hold still so I can pound you.

Yeah, that's what I'll do.

Hey! What's the big idea? You shouldn't ought to have done that.

We're getting out of here now. Not a chance. Hold the line.

Wonder Woman

He's right. We're the Justice League. We don't run from a fight.

I don't remember putting this up for a vote.

Green Lantern

Keep your head in the game. There's always a way. Virgil! I need some cover.

They're gone, Dee Dee. Bet I know which way they went, Dee Dee.

After 'em!

Green Lantern

I think we've lost them.

Wonder Woman

Where are we headed? The Watchtower?

Not exactly.

This is Justice League headquarters?

For now. We're all that's left of the League.

You've traveled about fifteen years into your future.

Green Lantern

Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for a man your age.

The miracles of modern medicine. Sixty-five is the new thirty.

And the Watchtower? :Batman II: It's gone. We lost a lot of good people that day.

Wonder Woman

You mean, Superman, J'onn, all the others? :Warhawk: Yeah. You too.

And the bat cave? :Old Bruce Wayne: This is all we have left now. Deal with it. Surprised to see me?

A little. I'm more surprised that I lived so long.

Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?

[in unison] Not now.

Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?

This is a little weird for everybody. I'm Warhawk. Rex Stewart.

Green Lantern

Your mother. Who is she?

Kind of obvious, don't you think?

Even if it isn't, leave it be. You don't wanna know too much about your future.

Trust me, you really don't.

Wonder Woman

[Joking] You'll do anything to avoid monitor duty...

Sent him [Doomsday] off to the Phantom Zone, didn't you?

Superman

He left us no choice.

Spoken like a true Justice Lord...

Superman

[Offended] What!? Come on!

Passing judgment like gods... With our super-powered army and our orbiting death ray... Cadmus is right to be scared - the human race wouldn't stand a chance...

Superman

We'd never go there! It isn't in our nature and nothing can change that!

Nothing? What if Luthor does become President, like he did in their world? What would stop you from doing what that Superman did!?

Superman

There's always that Kryptonite you carry around...

You don't get to joke! Not today! [Points at him] I just took a bullet for you!

Superman

I'm sorry, Bruce. You're right. But you don't have to worry about the Justice League. Trust me. You know me.

Yeah, I do.

Superman

Get some rest.

Wonder Woman

This was a great idea, Wally. I can't remember the last time we've had a chance to catch up.

Mostly my fault. I've been pretty busy in Central City.

Wonder Woman

I wanna hear all about it. I saw some of it on the news, but it's not the same a--

Shayera Hol

I'm sorry. I thought we were having dinner tonight.

Is it Tuesday? Silly me. Making dinner plans with two beautiful women on the same night.

Wonder Woman

Uh-huh.

Shayera Hol

We can do this another time.

Don't be ridiculous. We can all have a meal together. It's a chance for us to get reacquainted, patch things up.

Wonder Woman

Assuming we want to.

Now, there's an example of exactly the kind of thing we're not gonna do anymore, right? I'm telling you, once we clear the air, everybody's gonna be pals again. I always thought the reason you two don't get along is that you're so much alike.

[in unison] Like her?

You weren't gonna eat that, were you? You guys aren't even trying. You could at least talk to each other.

Shayera Hol

The pasta's good.

Wonder Woman

It's the sauce.

Shayera Hol

This isn't gonna work, is it?

Wonder Woman

Not a chance.

Hey! Where you going? Come on. I had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a stud.

Etrigan, calm yourself. Let me help you.

[screaming, shifting between demon and human forms] The gates of Tartarus swing both ways! AARGH! The balance tilts towards chaos! Usurper! Fiend!

Wonder Woman

What's happening here?

I don't know. Suddenly all of our members with magical powers-- Well, you can see.

Zatanna

[speaking backwards] Lleh fo enorht eht no stis tsuaf! Tsol si lla! ["All is lost! Faust sits on the throne of Hell!"]

Wonder Woman

They're in agony. What can we do?

I'm researching. As soon as I learn something, I'll let you know.

Wonder Woman

Flash!

No, it's the original speedster. Hey, Diana. I let myself in.

Wonder Woman

Hermes. How may I serve the messenger of the gods?

Don't be so formal, Diana. You're practically a member of the family. Not that this is a social visit. I've got something for you, here, it's pretty important. Zeus paid for overnight service. Here it is. [Hands her a scroll]

Wonder Woman

[reading] "For a good time, call Podenemus"...?

[Grabs the scroll] Wha-uh-, heh-heh... Wrong scroll. Hm. I think I got a shot, it's her cell number... Here we go. [reads] "By decree of Zeus, father of Olympus, it is so ordered: Diana of Themyscira will travel to Tartarus and set right that what has been disturbed."

Wonder Woman

He's telling me to go to--

Basically. Felix Faust is on the loose again.

Wonder Woman

Felix Faust is dead.

Yes, and pretty upset about it, too. His spirit possessed a powerful weapon called the Annihilator, then headed straight for the gates of Tartarus. I mean, straight for it. The Amazons did their best to stop him. They're good, but they were out of their weight class. Once inside, he went looking for Hades, the master of Tartarus. Guess Faust is still torqued. Hades messed him over pretty good a few years back.

Wonder Woman

I was there.

And you'll be there this time. You must defeat Faust and restore Hades to the throne of Tartarus.

Wonder Woman

So far as I'm concerned they deserve each other. Why should I care about this?

You mean, other than the direct-order-from-the-gods thing? Because, you know, there must always be balance between chaos and order. When there isn't-- You've been to the infirmary already, right?

Wonder Woman

My friends--

Need you to do the right thing. They're in good hands, Diana. Yours.

Wonder Woman

Shayera? Security override. User code 003.

User identity Wonder Woman. Confirmed.

Wonder Woman

Unlock this door.

Shayera Hol

Something I can help you with?

Wonder Woman

Look, I need it. I'll bring it back.

Shayera Hol

[walking in on Wonder Woman taking her mace] We become pals while I wasn't looking?

Wonder Woman

There's trouble on Themyscira. Mystical trouble. Your mace disrupts magic. I thought--

Shayera Hol

Whatever's happening on that island of yours must be pretty bad for you to resort to this.

Wonder Woman

Life and death. Can I have it?

Shayera Hol

Uh-uh. It's a package deal. You want the mace, you get me too.

Wonder Woman

You're doing this because you wanna prove yourself to me, aren't you? Well, you don't have to. I forgave you a long time ago.

Shayera Hol

Did I ever ask you for your forgiveness?

Drive them back, sisters. Diana. You know you're not supposed to set foot on this island. The gods have decreed that--

Shayera Hol

The gods are decreeing stuff all the time around here. Ma'am.

Wonder Woman

I have to go into Tartarus and stop all of this.

I won't allow it.

Wonder Woman

Neither of us has any choice in the matter, Mother.

Wait. If you are to attempt such a feat, you must have access to your full power. Because you stole your armor and lance, so you were never told of all the powers they possess. When the time comes, you'll know everything you need to know. Bring my daughter back to me.

Shayera Hol

Nothing to worry about. She's almost as good at kicking butt as I am.

Shayera Hol

How did you do that?

Wonder Woman

Magic lasso. Who knew?

Shayera Hol

If you don't want to tell me, fine.

Wonder Woman

You okay?

Shayera Hol

Yeah. Didn't think I'd need a jacket where we were going. Aren't you cold in that outfit?

Wonder Woman

Not really.

Shayera Hol

Of course not. The princess doesn't get cold. The princess doesn't even sweat in the fire pits of Tartarus.

Wonder Woman

I do too sweat.

Shayera Hol

Please, you glow. I wouldn't be surprised if you never have to -

Wonder Woman

Come on. We're putting you back on the throne.

Or die trying?

Shayera Hol

Not in the plan.

Shayera Hol

You're all sweaty.

Wonder Woman

Told you.

Wonder Woman

What about us? Are we good?

Shayera Hol

Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix.

Wonder Woman

Works for me.

You want me to what?!

Wonder Woman

Turn yourself over into U.S. custody, along with the rest of us.

Yeah, that makes sense, okay.

Superman

Meet us at the coordinates I’m sending first. We should all go over together.

This is the single dumbest plan I’ve ever heard. If you’re feeling guilty, clear your own name. Don’t stand on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to do it.

Wonder Woman

We’ve already voted. Five in favor.

Six.

Wonder Woman

You have to come with us, Bruce.

I don’t have to do anything. I’m a part-timer, remember? [Hangs up]

Wonder Woman

Actually, he took it a lot better than I’d expected.

Superman

Is everything okay?

Wonder Woman

Well, I’m sort of missing Flash’s obligatory joke about how Grodd made a monkey out of us.

Superman

Just couldn’t let it go unsaid.

Wonder Woman

Obligatory.

That's it, guys. Yuk it up. You saved the world, but I failed. Everyone in Nanda Parbat is gone-- forever.

We're in your debt again, Justice League.

Superman

If only Luthor and Grodd hadn't gotten away.

If it's any consolation, we've picked up nearly a dozen of his super-powered cronies-- with more to come, I'm sure.

No. I didn't mean.

Superman

Bruce, Deadman took over your body. It wasn't your fault.

Let me explain. He would have shot her. I didn't have a choice.

Boston Brand, your actions have led to the death of another.

I'm sorry. I-- I didn't mean to--

Intentions are immaterial. You were gifted with power to be used to balance the scales of karma. Because of your actions, the scale now is unbalanced.

Unbalanced? Thanks to Devil Ray and his team, the master and all the other monks are dead.

Incorrect. When the heart was shattered, the essences of the monks were set free. Even now their souls return to their rightful places.

No one dies in Nanda Parbat. But the scales are unbalanced. Your work in this world is not yet done.

Lex Luthor

Since there's only one monkey left around here, I'm assuming that the Justice League found a way to stop the carrier wave.

Gorilla Grodd

There's more than one way to peel a banana. Next time--

Lex Luthor

I wasn't going to do this for another couple of weeks, but seriously... [rises from table and draws a gun] Turning all of humanity into apes? [aims weapon at Grodd] That was your master plan?! [Shoots Grodd, then turns to the other villains] Listen up! From now on, I'm in charge of this operation. Anybody got a problem with that?

Tala

No problem at all... baby.