My best solution isn't repeatable in court, Your Honor.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ten-year-old children cannot take care of themselves. They need their parents, but if their parents betray them, they need us.
Judge Gray?
Uh, Donna?
Are you seeing someone?
Excuse me?
You're glowing.
No, I'm not.
Oh yeah, you are.
Donna, I'm not glowing.
Sorry.
It's my brother's book! My baby brother. Vincent Gray.
She's out on a day pass.
Leesha says she a Libertarian. What's that?
Somebody who doesn't have children.
[to Bruce] Well, maybe four hours sleep isn't enough for you, Mr. Smarty-Pants.
May I assume since you're calling me "Mr. Smarty-Pants" that the official part of the reprimand is over?
Amy, why on earth are you teaching a class at Yale?
Because they asked me."
There's a handy little two-letter word you might want to learn.
Mom, it's an honor to be asked. You should be congratulating me.
I'll congratulate you when you learn how to take a nap.
You know, Leesha, you might want to watch how many sentences you begin with "Michael said." People might not think you have any thoughts of your own.
Here's a new idea. Why don't you tell her how you feel?
What, and let down my whole gender?
Do you love her?
I don't know. What? I'm standing here with a mocha latte talking to my sister about love. My sperm count is plummeting!
You love her!
Shut up! I gotta run.
God, Peter, when we were growing up you were the cool one. You were the guy in the band. You were the guy who could ditch all your classes and still make straight "A"s. You were looking to legalize marijuana! What happened to that guy? When did you become... this guy?
Dad died and I grew up. Someone had to.
If I end up in a dumpster, it's your fault.
Are we going to be one of those couples that solves every dispute by having wild monkey sex?
LLisa
God, I hope so.
And why is it so hard for you to believe that I'm attractive to men?
Uh...you're my mother?
And I got that way by being attractive to men.
GGreta
Life is full of endless opportunities to make a fool of yourself.
Well, if somebody's keeping score, then I should be heading into the bonus round right about now.
KKimberly
This is obviously a case of professional jealousy.
[smiling]...the lawyer wishes she could be a wire-bender?
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