He calls you Stell. It's a cute nickname. It's affectionate.
My rocker had a nickname for me too-- Lis, as in, "hey, Lis, it's over. Can I get my cat back?" Could he, Barnaby? (Barnaby meows)
He's aware of your itinerary. And he cares about your safety.
Anyway, we're throwing a party tonight.
Stop. Okay, big question-- who is "we Is it "we" as in him and his brothers Or "we" as in him and--
The laker girls? Let's roll.
Okay, can I say something? Joe called and said he can't wait to see you. So let's go to Aunt Lisa's, get super pretty And go blow up the party. What do you say?
(sighs) I say yes. And you know what? When I see Joe, everything will just be clear.
Hi, hello. Yeah, I'm gonna need a push over here. So just put your back into it. Thanks.
Hey, fans. It's Macy here again. We are at the crib de la JONAS, which is really bad spanish, but it's still a pretty cool place. Let's check in with the guys and see what they have planned this summer. So Kevin, what's up?
Oh, hey. Just feeding my baby. Found out bacon grease made her backfire. But what she really loves is Chinese. So big shout to all my friends over at hunan lotus. Thanks for sending over all that peanut oil. Oh, and keep frying up those greasy egg rolls.
This book's got it all-- It's got adventure, romance. The cover's pretty cool. And the movie's starring Vanessa Page, although she told me to keep that totes hush-hush.
You realize this is going on the web?
Say hello to our new summer roommate.
Hi. I spoke to Stella's mom and we decided the best way to chaperone these girls was up close and personal.
Just doing a video blog about what the band is up to this summer.
Just working on a california-inspired song.
Oh, can you give the fans a preview?
(plays one note) We've only been here one day.
Yo, what's up, people? D.Z. Here. And this summer I plan to spend 24/7 with JONAS. I mean, if the days were longer, We'd probably spend 25/8, right?
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You got my muffins?
Okay, well, that was the behind-the-scenes look. Macy Misa is saying Welcome to a summer like no other.
What are you doing? (Joe is screaming)
Saving Joe. What are you doing?
Nick, Vanessa said there might be a part for me in her movie. We're working out my acting chops.
Okay, that explains nothing. And you?
You know I've always wanted to be a director.
At least for the last couple of weeks.
Well, I've always wanted to go to sleep, so please keep it down, okay? (Joe screams) Joseph!
Sorry, I bit my tongue. All right, let's do it again.
Okay, down. And... (Joe screams)
Hey. I was just updating the JONAS site. Anything you want me to post?
Post this: "Macy's offline." You're supposed to be on vacation.
So this pool's cool and all, but I'm kind of thinking beach. It's so close, you know.
Yeah, I can almost smell it.
Hey D.Z., you ever hear of knocking?
Yeah, how about "knock knock, I smell good"? It's beach by Stone Stevens. And I'm rocking his man-jewelry.
Wait, Stone Stevens, the pro surfer?
Yeah, he's a close personal homie of mine. You want to meet him?
Yeah, sounds like a rad adventure. I just said "rad" so Cali.
Well, if she's in, I'm in. Take us.
Well, I would love to, but I don't have a car.
Okay, great, so let's go.
But she's at pilates for an hour, so until then we're straight chillin' poolside.
I'm calling a cab. (leaves)
Okay, so this is an expression drill. The first one is gonna be happy. Action! And sad. Scared. Okay, enamored.
You know, like when you like somebody, you have feelings for them. Action!
Dude, I'm not giving you my love face.
It's not for me. You know, just picture me as a girl. You know, and you're trying to impress me. Action!
All I can think about is Stella.
Well, I talked to my director about who should play my love interest in "Forever April," and, dramatic pause, she wants a Joe from JONAS type.
That's amazing. I'm gonna be in a movie.
Totally. The audition is today.
Whoa whoa, wait. There's an audition?
Oh, it's just a formality.
But they're looking for me. How am I supposed to play myself?
Joe, don't worry. The part is as good as yours. We're gonna play boyfriend and dead girlfriend.
Stone and his crew are so chill. Once they see you with me, you'll be part of the family. Yo, Stone! What's the haps, man?
I know you. You're from that band, right?
Wait, do that again. I want to get this for the site.
Anything for you, photo fox.
The director said she wants a Joe from JONAS type. How do I look more Joe-ish?
Okay, how about something from your last music video? So a leather jacket... you like that?
-...And glasses - How about a bandanna?
Hi, they just emailed me the scenes for your audition later.
Cool. Just put it over there.
I don't know, man. I was looking them over, and they're pretty emotional. I think we should go over it.
Kevin, what do you really know about directing?
Well, as much as you really know about acting.
The whole thing's practically a done deal.
You know, Kevin's right. I mean, you've never done this before. You should prepare.
It's all about my look. Vanessa said the whole audition's a formality.
Vanessa? Well, she would know.
You know there's nothing going on between us, right?
Yeah yeah, I know. And even if there was, I'd be fine with it. We agreed to be friends, so...
I know. Do you want that one?
Yeah. Aunt Lisa, hey. Mind if I help you with those?
Oh, I see what you're doing. You're trying to get on my good side. It's not happening, no. I don't trust rock stars.
So what brings you to my shredquarters, Nick?
We're here for the summer. We're taking in the sights.
All right, all right. Hey, you want a fish taco? You want a fish taco. Guys, dos fish tacos-- one for Nick and one for his friend-girlfriend.
Whoa, she's not-- Macy runs our website.
Yeah? Well, I've got a Web empire. I use it to spread my message. It's all about easy livin', saving the ocean. And if you want to be cool, buy my stuff.
Yeah, that's where I score my stone juice. That's what a guava will get you, right, bro?
And for you it's on the house.
Well, see, we're more about our fans than selling stuff.
That's Noble. Hey, maybe I could interest you In a position on my website, Working closely with me, of course.
You're way too busy with the JONAS site.
No. No, I'm not. We're on vacation.
Where did you get that idea?
From you this morning. You said I was offline.
Amigos, I don't want to make waves, Just want to ride 'em. But if you change your mind, Here's my card. Dudes, what's the E.T.A. on those tacos?
It's cool. I ate at home.
You want something to drink?
So how exactly am I too busy to work for stone's website?
Well, the truth is I wanted to let you relax before I hit you with all the big ideas for the site.
Well, to start, pictures-- band pictures, pictures of the band.
So you're saying more pictures.
Yes, exactly. Other stuff, website stuff, like weather reports, movie schedules, stock market reports. Did you know that Japan has its own stock market?
Yeah, I did, Nick. I did. Why didn't you want me to work for Stone?
Because Stone only wants you work for him 'cause you're pretty.
So you're saying I'm pretty?
I'm saying Stone thinks you're pretty
Wow. Well, thank you for clearing that up. You know what? You don't get to decide things for me. I do. And I just decided that I'm gonna work for Stone.
Oh, yeah? Watch me. I quit.
You can't quit, because we don't pay you.
I know I got it. No problem.
We're gonna be late. Nick, where are you? - Nick!
No. Macy! There he is. Nick, have you seen Macy?
Yeah, I want her to film me landing my first movie role.
Where's the camera? I'll do it.
Yeah, you're not so good with the pictures. You like to cut off the head.
That is an artistic choice.
Maybe she went shopping or quit or went to get her hair done. Who knows what girls do these days, right?
Whoa, back up. Macy went shopping without me?
Wait, what was that middle one again?
She quit, okay? She quit.
I don't know. We were talking about the Japanese stock market And she just went nuts.
Nick, you must have done something to hurt her. You have to fix this.
Guys, we gotta get to my audition. Nick, whatever you gotta do to change her mind, do it.
Whoa. Oh, hey, bro. Just making sure your pool works.
Listen, I need your help with something.
Oh, be right there. That was touch-and-go for a second. What can I do you for, bro?
Listen, if I had anybody else to ask, I would.
I'm gonna need a wet suit, a surfboard and a ride from your mom.
Got it. Where are we going?
Okay, buddy, you can do this. You're one of a kind. (Joe enters the room and sees a roomful of him then he leaves the room and calls Kevin) (phone rings)
It's Joe. Hey, dude. Tell me you nailed it.
There's a roomful of mes in there and I'm freaking out right now.
It's okay. Just calm down. Breathe. Remember everything I told you.
Kevin, we're way past happy face/sad face. How am I supposed to get in front of a famous director and do a love scene with real emotions?
Hang in there, man. I've got an idea.
This one looks all wrong.
Oh, Mona, this actually is Joe from JONAS.
Well, okay. Mona Klein, - A huge fan.
All right, let's rock this. And action!
Don't you get it, Dade? I'm a ghost. Ghosts can't love. They covet. They desire. But they can't love.
I could choose to believe that... But if we never try... They we'll never know what could have been.
Cut. Is he in love or is he ordering a cheeseburger?
Just give him another chance. He's a little nervous. That was really terrible.
Joe, look at me. You get to be in love with me. It shouldn't be hard.
You're lucky lunch hasn't arrived yet. All right, one more shot, rock star. What's that Taylor Lautner guy up to? And action!
Don't you get it, Dade? I'm a ghost. Ghosts can't love. They covet. They desire. But they can't love.
I could choose to believe that... But if we never try, then we'll never know what could have been.
Are you kidding me? - Dude, congratulations.
Dude, you might just turn out to be a good director.
Well, I do know how to motivate my actors.
When I saw you in the window, I just felt so...
Hey, sometimes you just need to see a friendly face.
Congratulations, dade! You were wonderful. I could totally feel our energies colliding.
I'm Stella Malone. I love you on "Malibu High." I never miss an episode.
That means so much. Anyway, we're gonna be working together a lot. It's going to be so intense. (Joe mouths)
Okay, rule number one, if you work for me, You've got to learn how to surf.
All right, so stand like that. Now remember, your shoulders are your steering wheel, so just keep it loose.
You want to work for a surfer? Well, I'm a surfer.
No, you're not, Nick. You've never surfed in your life.
Dude, I make surfing look easy because I'm great. Now you make being a rock star look easy because it is. Get the difference?
Is that dude always this crazy?
You must bring it out in him.
Nick! Are you okay? (Nick is coughing while Macy help him)
Stone was right. Surfing's hard.
What has gotten into you?
This whole stone thing got me thinking.
You just seem different this summer-- good different.
Yeah, I guess I'm not that crazy fan girl anymore.
Look, Macy, if you want to go work for Stone, I have no right to stand in your way. In fact I don't think I can stand. I'm just worried that if you do go work for him, we won't be able to spend as much time together.
Oh. Wow. You know what? I think I'm gonna pass on this whole Stone Stevens thing, so that should free me up for some hanging out time.
Could we start by hanging out here?
Come on, girl. We're almost to the top.
There had better be an air-conditioned mall up there.
All right, princess. You rest. I'll be right back.
Yeah? Well, if I was a princess, I'd have someone walk for me! (mumbles)
Well, if someone was going to run into me, I'm glad it was you. Hey, I know you. I'm your neighbor. Cute orange house, right?
Sorry I'm... such a mess. I was attacked... by a bear.
I'm guessing you're more of an indoor girl.
I like a wall and a window now and then.
That's probably why I haven't seen you on the trail before.
So many mosquitoes out here in nature.
Well, maybe we'd be better off doing something inside... like eating some frozen yogurt or something.
Great. I'll pick you up around 7:00.
(singsong voice) I'll tell you in a second. I just have to keep smiling and waving... Until he's down that hill. And we're clear. He just asked me out!
I know, huh? - I love hiking
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. - Big announcement?
Ah. Let me put this in the form Of a riddle. Now what has two paddles, A net and the hottest celebrities in town?
Are you talking about Justin Timberlake's ping-pong tournament?
Correct. Now this is the biggest charity event Of the summer, okay? J.T.'s all about giving back.
Yeah, we know all about it, but all the spots are booked.
I guess it just depends on who you know. You see, my cousin is the assistant to the guy Who's the assistant to the guy who picks the
No, it's not. But more to the point, That means that only one of us gets to play.
Correctamente. F.Y.I., I'm adding "amente" to everything I say. So which one of you three, is the bestamente?
Me, I'd probably crush it, but I've gotta study my script For the movie that I'm starring in, "Forever April"
So Joe Hollywood is out. How about you guys, huh? Why don't you play for it? Kevin versus Nick?
I'm in. A little brotherly competition.
Oh. So... (clears throat) Excitedamente. All right. Good luck on that. All righty.
I need your love. You need my love.
