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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure · Season 1

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[After absorbing one of the Corpse's eyes, a half-transformed Diego looks back at Johnny and Gyro. A mechanical-looking figure that slightly resembles one of Gyro's steel balls can be seen in the distance for a few panels.]

What's going on!? What does that mean!? Dio's dinosaur transformation hasn't gone away! Dio was under the control of Ferdinand!! We have to chase him or he'll take away that eye!

Stop, Johnny... It's over now, calm down. We can't chase him here. Dio got us at the very end... or maybe we should say he got the eye and its power brought back the dinosaur transformation that had disappeared as his talent. Half to my steel ball... half to Dio's Stand ability is what it seems.

The ability of the dinosaur... Dio Brando may not have been a terrorist... but if he has one of the eyes, he'll want the other! At this point he's found out about the Corpse...... I can't believe he took half... He doesn't just desire victory! He longs for authority and eliteness!

[After a suspenseful battle of Johnny, Gyro, and Diego racing neck to neck, Johnny crosses the goal line first, followed by Diego and then Gyro.]

AAnnouncer

At this point, the 4th stage has already begun! Johnny Joestar is the one who conquered the deadheat battle just now, but an hour ago, Hot Pants had already passed through the finish line to take 1st place!

[The stage's scoreboard is shown, with Hot Pants' name at the time. Hot Pants had indeed finished an hour before the others, placing Hot Pants in first.]

What the...?

HPHot Pants

I've lost nearly an hour here. No matter which path I take, I come back to this spot! The plums grown here in this orchard contain a lot of iron... That could be the reason why my compass doesn't seem to be pointing in the right direction.

Hot Pants, don't come any closer! We're thinking that you could be tricking us!!

HPHot Pants

This is the fourth time I've come back here. Look at my tracks!! They pass through four times, don't they? Why...? I'm the one who wants to know.

So what's that to us!? Get lost already!! We're never ever gonna trust you anyways, got that!?

HPHot Pants

Then I'll be the one to trust in you. You two aren't bad people. If you were, I'd have already killed you... how's that?

Tell him to go eat shit, Johnny.

Tell him yourself.

EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!

HPHot Pants

Aren't we looking for the same path?

If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there's no choice but for the others to also take the right napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will have to take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is society. Who are the ones who determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and regulations? Who was the first to determine those things? Did we all do it, because this is a republic? Or was it arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things!

[During the fight between Josuke and Daiya Higashikata. Josuke had hidden Daiya's phone in the refrigerator before telling her about it.]

DDaiya

...That's it. You've really done it now... You got Yasuho involved in this... the one thing you shouldn't have done...

[Daiya raises up two chess pieces containing Josuke's memories, prepared to smash them.]

DDaiya

DISAPPEAR!

No, wait. You're stepping.

[Daiya pauses.]

My shadow... you're stepping on my shadow, aren't you? The refrigerator's been open for a while now...

(Voice over) There exist powers with form and shape, but cannot be seen. They are called "Stands". They have always existed everywhere--Those who cannot see them are simply not trying to.

I told you to rethink your stupid ideas, but your ideas aren't really the problem. You're just an idiot.

Star Platinum! I'll smash you in! You pissed me off.

The World! Stop, time! Time to finish this! It's a steamroller! I'll smash you flat!

How many throws? 1000 throws!

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!

Give me a break.../Good Grief (Yare yare daze...)

SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE ANNOYING!

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