Johnny quotes from Johnny Test

Well, Dukey, guess it's time for our last words.

Does horrified screaming count?!

I'm gonna go with yes.

Ok, so we need an ending. How do Horror movies end?

Everybody dies!

Romantic Musical?

Kissing!

I've had a good life. Let's stick with Horror.

(singing) #Johnny, what's going on? We're grooving to a crazy song! How long is it gonna last? I hope this movie theme moves fast! #

(singing) #We need a kiss to break this trance. Susan, won't you take this chance. Kiss Gil! #

Susan

Kiss Gil?! (singing) #No, I don't think I will. I'd sooner might choose death. Argh! Coz Gil's got werewolf breath!#

Well, there's gotta be a kiss soon. Coz I can't take much more of this corny musical... (singing) #Listen, Bling-Bling, here's my plan; kiss my sister be a man! #

Should've gone with the werewolf breath.

Bumper

Why should I help you, Test?

Because if you don't, I'm taking you down.

Bumper

Down where?

The Big House, the Clink, the Slammer, the Pokey.

Bumper

The Hokey Pokey?

No. He means detention.

You? Funny? Prank?

Yeah, prank phone calling was the best thing ever. Until I pranked the wrong guy. He really didn't find it funny!

You hear that, Dukey. Prank calling is the best thing ever. Let's do it! Thanks for the advice, Dad.

So I skipped town, got plastic surgery and changed my name to Dad.

Bling-Bling

A call from the Test house! This is it! Susan is finally calling to ask me out. Why, hello?

Hello, (laughs) is your refrigerator running?

Bling-Bling

Well, I exp... wait, Johnny Test! Nice try! But I have caller I.D!

Hello?

Is Mr or Mrs. Wall there?

No, there are no Walls here.

(laughs) Then what holds up the ceiling?

Hello?

Hi, er, do you have a blue shirt?

A blue shirt? Why yes I do.

Ah, then why don't you cheer it up?

Johnny, lately you seem to know an awful lot about... everything.

What's so weird about knowing that King Charles made Blasco Núñez Vela the first viceroy of Peru in 1544?

Uh-huh. Er... what's a viceroy?

I don't know. Wait! I do know!

Just because you think someone performed highly experimental cutting edge augmentation on your brain you instantly blame us?

Er... yeah.

(speaking in a female computer voice) Virus detected. Auto-restart.

I'll save you!

That kinda tickled.