A character in Joan of Arcadia
Played by Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Joan of Arcadia · 72 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Joan of Arcadia: in 4 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Joan (3), Grace (2)
You smell that? It's like essence of pimp.
Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's really girly. Hard to believe he's straight.
Hard to believe and hard to care.
You know, I know he's not your type, I know he isn't mine. (Grace gives her a look) If he weren't my brother. I'm more into athlete type. You know that's my thing. Football players, wrestlers. Abs. Big forearms.
Small cerebral cortex.
Adam(in a whisper) Wrestlers?
Mind your own business.
Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
Not since all the publications got consumed by media conglomerates who manipulate information and--
Go. And what career would you like to explore, Mr. Rove?
AdamI want to do something soulless and corporate, Mr. Price.
Good choice.
I just want to be a normal couple again. Do you remember normal?
AdamNot really.
Adam[incredulously] You stole from the homeless?
Yes, I am a horrible human being.
AdamYeah... Huh.
Well, you weren't supposed to say that.
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