Mr. Price, Grace and others in “Death Be Not Whatever”

Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.

Not since all the publications got consumed by media conglomerates who manipulate information and--

Go. And what career would you like to explore, Mr. Rove?

I want to do something soulless and corporate, Mr. Price.

Good choice.