Behold! My latest invention, the Snow Burrador 901!
JBJimmy and Beezy
Wooooooooow!
Why 901?
The first 900 didn't work out.
But this one works, right?
Nope. But, that's what makes it fun!
S1A Cold Day In Miseryville
Eeeeww! Is that dandruff?
[sarcastically] Yeah, I build a giant machine that makes dandruff... It's snow, icebrain!!
[To angry mob] Look, Heloise invented this machine, why don't you ask her to turn it off?
GCGreen Citizen
Eh, because, uhm... She's uh.. Kind of, uh, s-scary.
RCRed Citizen
Have you seen her smile!?
S1Mount Misery
We few, we miserable few, we seek not to fight. But if they beg for battle, then better battlers we be! And we be "bictorious"!
Bictorious?
He wrote it himself.
S1Heat Blanket Jimmy
It's all about the evil. You think it, you are it!
It makes my insides so chilly!
[To Jimmy] You can surf?
[A surfboard randomly comes out of Jimmy's mouth]
Jimmy': Sure! How hard can it be?
[Beezy lays on a surfboard in the sand, trying to make it move]
Really hard!
S1Cellphone-itis
SDr. Scientist
[Showing Beezy a video of people talking on their cell phones] Look at them. They're disgusting! Do you want to be like them?
[Crying a little] Yes...
SDr. Scientist
[Slaps Beezy] No! I will ask you again, do you want to be like them?
I feel a cramping in my hand. I kiss it!
Someone! Call for help!
[Everyone looks at the pile of cell phones Lucius burned]
Now that is ironic.
S1Power Squid and Spaghetti Beezy
[To Jimmy and Beezy] I think I have something you might want to see.
{The trio goes to Heloise's lab]
[Pulls out a box and opens it. Awe Guy comes out. Heloise slams box shut] Wrong box.
[Pulls out a different box and opens it. Box shines with glory]
Oooo, glowy!
You can't fight clowns with just glow!
[Rolls eyes and pulls out squid invention]
[To clowns] You don't wanna mess with me. For I am...
[Jimmy sees Beezy letting the clowns throw pies at him]
Beezy!
I thought I was Beezy.
S1The Big Date
[To Jez] Do you like movies?
JJez
No.
[Whispering to Jimmy] I'll handle this. [To Jez] Do you like movies?
JJez
[Looks at him]
[Whispers to Jimmy] Ask her if she likes movies.
JJez
Here's what my laugh would sound like if I found anything you did funny! [Laughs sarcasticly]
[Angerly] No one laughs at Jimmy but me!
S1Carnival Lucius
[Showing Lucius a model of a carnival] I call it... A carnival! It cheats people, drives them crazy, and still they come back for more!
[Coyly] Oohhh, where'd you get that idea?
[Grits teeth] It's called...
[Switches scene to Jimmy in his backyard]
[Happily] A carnival! It's got rides that spin you around and around -
[Switches back to Heloise]
- And go so fast they make you feel sick! And just when you think it's over -
[Switches to Jimmy]
[Happily] They speed up again! Oh, and the food!
[Switches to Heloise]
Fatty, chunky, dripping with grease -
[Switches to Jimmy]
[Happily] And lots and lots of sugar. Oh, and so many people!
Long line-ups, and constant shoving!
S1Baby Boom
[To Tori] Tori, you don't have to be jealous of your little sister. 'Cause, ya know, you're special, in a very special way.
TTori
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I don't know. I saw that on TV once. Did it help any?
TTori
Not really. Points for trying. I kind of feel bad about ratting you out to my dad now.
JBJimmy and Beezy
Say what?! [Mouths open really wide as they say this and Awe Guy pops up and sings an angelic choir]
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