Lucius quotes from Jimmy Two-Shoes

Lucius

It's all about the evil. You think it, you are it!

Lucius

It makes my insides so chilly!

Lucius

[To Sammy] Get someone to fix the remote!

Sammy

Only Heloise knows how.

Lucius

Never! I won't ask her for help! Lucius Henious the Seventh doesn't know the meaning of the word help!

Sammy

[Pulls out dictionary] Help. Verb. To provide assistance.

Lucius

[Angerly to Jimmy] This is your fault! Just look at what you've done!

Jimmy

[Eyes sparkling happily] Yeah! I've brought you all together! [Hugs Lucius]

[Reading script] Lucius Heinous the Seventh is nothing but... A complete chicken!

Lucius

Did he just call me a chicken?

[Grins and continues] A coward. An bambelling-off. A clumsy imitator of a dictator with illusions of adequacy!

Lucius

[Angrier] You know I can hear you.

Unless! This dumb-eling doof is a greastlest cockey goof! [This part was already impossible to listen]

Lucius

Whoa! I will not be humilliated by this little creature!

You are ruining my moment! And I am not little! I'm taller than you!

Lucius

[Deadly look] Are you calling me... [Roars and smashes desk] TINY?! [Chases Samy]

Lucius

We few, we miserable few, we seek not to fight. But if they beg for battle, then better battlers we be! And we be "bictorious"!

Heloise

Bictorious?

Sammy

He wrote it himself.

Lucius

Someone! Call for help!

Heloise

Now that is ironic.

Jimmy

[To wishing well Lucius fell in earlier] I wish my friends would get along.

Lucius

Friends! Hah! Who needs them.

Jimmy

[Surprised] That's what I say!

Lucius

Always trying to act all pleased, always roping you into dopey musical numbers.

Jimmy

Uhm, no, not really.

Lucius

Always looking to borrow money with no intention paying it back. You know who you are, Sammy Garvin! Never caring enough to... You know, get into a fight over me. That's what real friendship is all about. Misery!