Heloise, Sammy and others in “Carnival Lucius”

[Showing Lucius a model of a carnival] I call it... A carnival! It cheats people, drives them crazy, and still they come back for more!

[Coyly] Oohhh, where'd you get that idea?

[Grits teeth] It's called...

[Happily] A carnival! It's got rides that spin you around and around -

- And go so fast they make you feel sick! And just when you think it's over -

[Happily] They speed up again! Oh, and the food!

Fatty, chunky, dripping with grease -

[Happily] And lots and lots of sugar. Oh, and so many people!

Long line-ups, and constant shoving!