Beezy quotes from Jimmy Two-Shoes

Jimmy

[To Beezy] Okay, so would you rather... Go whale watching, or jump out of a plane?

Beezy

Sleep.

Jimmy

What do you think Heloise would want to do?

Beezy

Throw a whale out of a plane?

Beezy

[To Jimmy] You have to put things back to the way they were. I don't know how much more I can take!

Jimmy

Don't worry, buddy. I've got a cunning two-step plan to fix everything!

Beezy

What's step one?

Jimmy

Come up with a plan!

Beezy

Sweet! What's step two?

Jimmy

Haven't gotten that far yet.

Beezy

[Panicing] Heloise! [Sees Heloise welding a claw onto a merman] Heloise, why are you welding in the dark?

Heloise

I'm on my break.

Beezy

But you can't go on break! Not now!

Heloise

Watch me.

Beezy

[To himself] Okay, you can do this Beezy. I believe in you.

Beezy

[Looks at reflection in a frying pan and panics] I can't I'm scared! I don't know what to do!

Heloise

[Slaps him with a dead fish]

Beezy

[Calmly] Thank you, Heloise. I needed that.

Heloise

I wasn't trying to help you. I just wanted to slap you with a fish.

Beezy

[Breaks Heloise's house wall] This is all your fault, Heloise!

Jimmy

[Enters the house through the door, Causing It To Smash Beezy] You Put It On Spew Tube? You said you wouldn't!

Heloise

[Sadly] I feel kind of bad now [Makes cute sadly face]

Jimmy

Oh! You don't expect me to believe that!

Heloise

[Gives up] It was worth a try.

Beezy

[To Heloise] My dad is super angry.

Heloise

[tough] Relax, panic puss. He's your father, what is he gonna do? [Relaxed, Then Comes from roof of two secret agents and kidnaps the whole group]

Jimmy

They are working him like a dog!

Beezy

I'm getting tired just watching. [bored]

Heloise

Just for you know, there's still time for the picnic! [adorable face] I made potato salad! [shows bowl with teatletoads] It was lavaworms in it!

Jimmy

[Looks at her toughly] Not until Beezy and Cerbee are back to normal.

Heloise

[angry] They're. Never. Going to be normal.

Cool! I can chew on my own foot! Ha, ha!

Heloise

[Shows him that] [Jimmy smiles embarassed]

Heloise

Behold! My latest invention, the Snow Burrador 901!

Wooooooooow!

Jimmy

Why 901?

Heloise

The first 900 didn't work out.

Jimmy

But this one works, right?

Heloise

Nope. But, that's what makes it fun!

Beezy

Eeeeww! Is that dandruff?

Heloise

[sarcastically] Yeah, I build a giant machine that makes dandruff... It's snow, icebrain!!

Heloise

[To Jimmy] You can surf?

Beezy

Really hard!

[Showing Beezy a video of people talking on their cell phones] Look at them. They're disgusting! Do you want to be like them?

Beezy

[Crying a little] Yes...

[Slaps Beezy] No! I will ask you again, do you want to be like them?

Beezy

I feel a cramping in my hand. I kiss it!

Heloise

[To Jimmy and Beezy] I think I have something you might want to see.

Heloise

[Pulls out a box and opens it. Awe Guy comes out. Heloise slams box shut] Wrong box.

Heloise

[Pulls out a different box and opens it. Box shines with glory]

Jimmy

Oooo, glowy!

Beezy

You can't fight clowns with just glow!

Heloise

[Rolls eyes and pulls out squid invention]

Jimmy

[To clowns] You don't wanna mess with me. For I am...

Jimmy

Beezy!

Beezy

I thought I was Beezy.

Jimmy

[To Jez] Do you like movies?

No.

Beezy

[Whispering to Jimmy] I'll handle this. [To Jez] Do you like movies?

[Looks at him]

Beezy

[Whispers to Jimmy] Ask her if she likes movies.

Jimmy

[To Tori] Tori, you don't have to be jealous of your little sister. 'Cause, ya know, you're special, in a very special way.

What are you talking about?

Jimmy

Yeah, I don't know. I saw that on TV once. Did it help any?

Not really. Points for trying. I kind of feel bad about ratting you out to my dad now.

Say what?! [Mouths open really wide as they say this and Awe Guy pops up and sings an angelic choir]

Beezy

You're the one who fused us together!

Heloise

Because that was funny.

Beezy

Well, this is funny too!

Beezy

Iheheh... Maybe not as funny as I thought.

Heloise

[Furious] You're going down, BOTH OF YOU!

Jimmy

What did I do?

YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND!