So, what's the plan, we soar through the sky like an eagle?
HeloiseEither that or we crash into the pavement like a wounded bird! [Makes exploding noises]
A character in Jimmy Two-Shoes
Voiced by Tabitha St. Germain
Jimmy Two-Shoes · 35 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Jimmy Two-Shoes: in 17 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Jimmy (10), Beezy (9), Lucius (2)
So, what's the plan, we soar through the sky like an eagle?
HeloiseEither that or we crash into the pavement like a wounded bird! [Makes exploding noises]
[Panicing] Heloise! [Sees Heloise welding a claw onto a merman] Heloise, why are you welding in the dark?
HeloiseI'm on my break.
But you can't go on break! Not now!
HeloiseWatch me.
[To himself] Okay, you can do this Beezy. I believe in you.
[Looks at reflection in a frying pan and panics] I can't I'm scared! I don't know what to do!
Heloise[Slaps him with a dead fish]
[Calmly] Thank you, Heloise. I needed that.
HeloiseI wasn't trying to help you. I just wanted to slap you with a fish.
[Breaks Heloise's house wall] This is all your fault, Heloise!
[Enters the house through the door, Causing It To Smash Beezy] You Put It On Spew Tube? You said you wouldn't!
Heloise[Sadly] I feel kind of bad now [Makes cute sadly face]
Oh! You don't expect me to believe that!
Heloise[Gives up] It was worth a try.
[To Heloise] My dad is super angry.
Heloise[tough] Relax, panic puss. He's your father, what is he gonna do? [Relaxed, Then Comes from roof of two secret agents and kidnaps the whole group]
[In Jimmy's frontyard]
Oh my gosh! I gotta do something! [so atonished]
HeloiseHow about that picnic? [happy face]
[with a courage face] I'm gonna need some help [Runs into his house].
Heloise[Yells to the sky] Hello? What am I? Some ugly lavaworm?!.
[appears from nowhere] You're not so hot yourself, toots. [presses the klaxon] [Heloise get frustrated]
They are working him like a dog!
I'm getting tired just watching. [bored]
HeloiseJust for you know, there's still time for the picnic! [adorable face] I made potato salad! [shows bowl with teatletoads] It was lavaworms in it!
[Looks at her toughly] Not until Beezy and Cerbee are back to normal.
Heloise[angry] They're. Never. Going to be normal.
Cool! I can chew on my own foot! Ha, ha!
Heloise[Shows him that] [Jimmy smiles embarassed]
HeloiseBehold! My latest invention, the Snow Burrador 901!
Wooooooooow!
Why 901?
HeloiseThe first 900 didn't work out.
But this one works, right?
HeloiseNope. But, that's what makes it fun!
Eeeeww! Is that dandruff?
Heloise[sarcastically] Yeah, I build a giant machine that makes dandruff... It's snow, icebrain!!
We few, we miserable few, we seek not to fight. But if they beg for battle, then better battlers we be! And we be "bictorious"!
HeloiseBictorious?
He wrote it himself.
Heloise[To Jimmy] You can surf?
[A surfboard randomly comes out of Jimmy's mouth]
Jimmy': Sure! How hard can it be?
[Beezy lays on a surfboard in the sand, trying to make it move]
Really hard!
Someone! Call for help!
[Everyone looks at the pile of cell phones Lucius burned]
HeloiseNow that is ironic.
Heloise[To Jimmy and Beezy] I think I have something you might want to see.
{The trio goes to Heloise's lab]
Heloise[Pulls out a box and opens it. Awe Guy comes out. Heloise slams box shut] Wrong box.
Heloise[Pulls out a different box and opens it. Box shines with glory]
Oooo, glowy!
You can't fight clowns with just glow!
Heloise[Rolls eyes and pulls out squid invention]
Here's what my laugh would sound like if I found anything you did funny! [Laughs sarcasticly]
Heloise[Angerly] No one laughs at Jimmy but me!
Heloise[Showing Lucius a model of a carnival] I call it... A carnival! It cheats people, drives them crazy, and still they come back for more!
[Coyly] Oohhh, where'd you get that idea?
Heloise[Grits teeth] It's called...
[Switches scene to Jimmy in his backyard]
[Happily] A carnival! It's got rides that spin you around and around -
[Switches back to Heloise]
Heloise- And go so fast they make you feel sick! And just when you think it's over -
[Switches to Jimmy]
[Happily] They speed up again! Oh, and the food!
[Switches to Heloise]
HeloiseFatty, chunky, dripping with grease -
[Switches to Jimmy]
[Happily] And lots and lots of sugar. Oh, and so many people!
HeloiseLong line-ups, and constant shoving!
HeloiseHere. Use this ball for good luck.
Um, but my ball's fine!
[Heloise takes golf ball from Jimmy and crushes it with her teeth, then hands Jimmy her's]
Uh, yeah, sure. Your ball's great...
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