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SEASON 1

Jimmy Two-Shoes · Season 1

Jimmy Two-Shoes Season 1 quotes

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S1Way Below Par

Here. Use this ball for good luck.

Um, but my ball's fine!

[Heloise takes golf ball from Jimmy and crushes it with her teeth, then hands Jimmy her's]

Uh, yeah, sure. Your ball's great...

S1Jimmy Matchmaker

Well that's it. No more match-making for me. [Glues a piece of statue back on]

Maybe not for Beezy, but what about you and me?

[Doesn't look away from statue] What about you and me what?

[Whistles, points at Jimmy then at herself]

[Scoffs] What's that?

[Repeats action angerly]

[Looks down at Heloise] Why are you whistling?

[Growls and punches the statue]

S1Fused Together

You're the one who fused us together!

Because that was funny.

Well, this is funny too!

[Beezy drinks the milkshake and splashes it out on Heloise through his nose. Heloise becomes very angry]

Iheheh... Maybe not as funny as I thought.

[Furious] You're going down, BOTH OF YOU!

What did I do?

[Heloise punches Jimmy Heloise and Beezy gasps]

HBHeloise And Beezy

YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND!

S1Best Bud Battles

[To wishing well Lucius fell in earlier] I wish my friends would get along.

Friends! Hah! Who needs them.

[Surprised] That's what I say!

Always trying to act all pleased, always roping you into dopey musical numbers.

Uhm, no, not really.

Always looking to borrow money with no intention paying it back. You know who you are, Sammy Garvin! Never caring enough to... You know, get into a fight over me. That's what real friendship is all about. Misery!

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