Sammy quotes from Jimmy Two-Shoes

Sammy

I should be on TV. I have a nice smile. [Smiles hideously into mirror]

Lucius

[To Sammy] Get someone to fix the remote!

Sammy

Only Heloise knows how.

Lucius

Never! I won't ask her for help! Lucius Henious the Seventh doesn't know the meaning of the word help!

Sammy

[Pulls out dictionary] Help. Verb. To provide assistance.

Lucius

We few, we miserable few, we seek not to fight. But if they beg for battle, then better battlers we be! And we be "bictorious"!

Heloise

Bictorious?

Sammy

He wrote it himself.

Heloise

[Showing Lucius a model of a carnival] I call it... A carnival! It cheats people, drives them crazy, and still they come back for more!

Sammy

[Coyly] Oohhh, where'd you get that idea?

Heloise

[Grits teeth] It's called...

Jimmy

[Happily] A carnival! It's got rides that spin you around and around -

Heloise

- And go so fast they make you feel sick! And just when you think it's over -

Jimmy

[Happily] They speed up again! Oh, and the food!

Heloise

Fatty, chunky, dripping with grease -

Jimmy

[Happily] And lots and lots of sugar. Oh, and so many people!

Heloise

Long line-ups, and constant shoving!