Jimmy quotes from Jimmy Two-Shoes

Jimmy

MONKEY HANDS FOR FEET!

And now, Jimmy Two-Shoes will sing the Miseryville anthem.

Jimmy

Misery and grief, pain with no relief...

[Boos and throws things at Jimmy]

Just say the line!

Jimmy

[Sadly] I totally shredded my cheese.

[Cheers]

Jimmy

[Happier] I totally shredded my cheese.

[Cheers louder]

Jimmy

[Happier] I totally shredded my cheese!! [Is covered in roses]

Jimmy

[To Beezy] Okay, so would you rather... Go whale watching, or jump out of a plane?

Beezy

Sleep.

Jimmy

What do you think Heloise would want to do?

Beezy

Throw a whale out of a plane?

Jimmy

So, what's the plan, we soar through the sky like an eagle?

Heloise

Either that or we crash into the pavement like a wounded bird! [Makes exploding noises]

Jimmy

[Looking at the frozen Lucius Heinous the Sixth] This must be Beezy's granddad! Hey, I bet he could get Beezy and Lucy to stop fighting!

Beezy! Lucius! I want you two to get along!

Thak you, Jimmy, for bringing us together!

Jimmy

You're welcome, imagination!

Lucius

[Angerly to Jimmy] This is your fault! Just look at what you've done!

Jimmy

[Eyes sparkling happily] Yeah! I've brought you all together! [Hugs Lucius]

Beezy

[To Jimmy] You have to put things back to the way they were. I don't know how much more I can take!

Jimmy

Don't worry, buddy. I've got a cunning two-step plan to fix everything!

Beezy

What's step one?

Jimmy

Come up with a plan!

Beezy

Sweet! What's step two?

Jimmy

Haven't gotten that far yet.

Beezy

[Breaks Heloise's house wall] This is all your fault, Heloise!

Jimmy

[Enters the house through the door, Causing It To Smash Beezy] You Put It On Spew Tube? You said you wouldn't!

Heloise

[Sadly] I feel kind of bad now [Makes cute sadly face]

Jimmy

Oh! You don't expect me to believe that!

Heloise

[Gives up] It was worth a try.

Beezy

[To Heloise] My dad is super angry.

Heloise

[tough] Relax, panic puss. He's your father, what is he gonna do? [Relaxed, Then Comes from roof of two secret agents and kidnaps the whole group]

Jimmy

Oh my gosh! I gotta do something! [so atonished]

Heloise

How about that picnic? [happy face]

Jimmy

[with a courage face] I'm gonna need some help [Runs into his house].

Heloise

[Yells to the sky] Hello? What am I? Some ugly lavaworm?!.

[appears from nowhere] You're not so hot yourself, toots. [presses the klaxon] [Heloise get frustrated]

Jimmy

They are working him like a dog!

Beezy

I'm getting tired just watching. [bored]

Heloise

Just for you know, there's still time for the picnic! [adorable face] I made potato salad! [shows bowl with teatletoads] It was lavaworms in it!

Jimmy

[Looks at her toughly] Not until Beezy and Cerbee are back to normal.

Heloise

[angry] They're. Never. Going to be normal.

Cool! I can chew on my own foot! Ha, ha!

Heloise

[Shows him that] [Jimmy smiles embarassed]

Heloise

Behold! My latest invention, the Snow Burrador 901!

Wooooooooow!

Jimmy

Why 901?

Heloise

The first 900 didn't work out.

Jimmy

But this one works, right?

Heloise

Nope. But, that's what makes it fun!

Jimmy

[To angry mob] Look, Heloise invented this machine, why don't you ask her to turn it off?

Eh, because, uhm... She's uh.. Kind of, uh, s-scary.

Have you seen her smile!?

Heloise

[To Jimmy and Beezy] I think I have something you might want to see.

Heloise

[Pulls out a box and opens it. Awe Guy comes out. Heloise slams box shut] Wrong box.

Heloise

[Pulls out a different box and opens it. Box shines with glory]

Jimmy

Oooo, glowy!

Beezy

You can't fight clowns with just glow!

Heloise

[Rolls eyes and pulls out squid invention]

Jimmy

[To clowns] You don't wanna mess with me. For I am...

Jimmy

Beezy!

Beezy

I thought I was Beezy.

Jimmy

[To Jez] Do you like movies?

No.

Beezy

[Whispering to Jimmy] I'll handle this. [To Jez] Do you like movies?

[Looks at him]

Beezy

[Whispers to Jimmy] Ask her if she likes movies.