Every time I get really excited like if we go to a club, I have to poop. If we go to a party, I have to poop, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop.
“Free Snooki” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Snooki (5)
Even though I just met him, Nick seems like the perfect juicehead gorilla for me. And I kinda wanna have sex with him already!
These are the things I think I'm addicted to: bronzer, boys, and alcohol.
Yeah, any pinot's ok...pregnant people do it.
It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love, it's worse than a staph infection. It just keeps eating at you and eating at you.
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