Yogi Bear quotes from Jellystone! ... TV Quotes Database

Voiced by Jeff Bergman

Most-quoted character in Jellystone!: in 9 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Boo-Boo (6), Jabberjaw (3), Cindy Bear (3)

Scenes with Yogi Bear 9

Boo-Boo

Uh, Yogi?

Yogi Bear

Ah, Boo-Boo, I didn’t see you there. Do you mind holding my toothbrush for me? Thanks, bestest buddy. Really appreciate it.

Boo-Boo

Thanks? Wait, this is MY toothbrush.

S1 Boo Boots

View quote →

Yogi Bear

And then I said, "Whoever said the rhyme, committed the crime"! [the ladies laugh; Boo-Boo arrives]

WGWally Gator

Who’s that? [turns around and notices Boo-Boo] OH, WOW! BOO-BOO!

Boo-Boo

[to Yogi and Wally] Hey, guys. Sorry I’m late! [shows his rear end]

Yogi Bear

[to Boo-Boo] Don’t apologize, Bestest Buddy, you look great! [to the ladies] Now anyway, as I was-

WGWally Gator

[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, will you sign my cast?

Boo-Boo

[to Wally] Dude, I love to, but I don’t have a pen.

WGWally Gator

[shows his casted arm to Boo-Boo] KISS IT THEN. [Boo-Boo kisses it] IT’S HEALED! My arm is healed! [touches his cast] Ow. [Cindy walks to Yogi, looking at her clipboard]

Cindy Bear

[to Yogi] Alright, Yogi, you’ve got a surgery to preform in 30 [looks up at Boo-Boo showing off, trails off] minutes...

Boo-Boo

[to Cindy, stops showing off, embarrassed] Oh my gosh! I’m sorry. I, uh, didn’t mean to-

Cindy Bear

[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, I gotta say, you look AWESOME in those boots. Row.

Yogi Bear

I’m just gonna deal with this surgery real quick, and we’ll have lunch. How’s th-

Cindy Bear

[to Boo-Boo, cutting off Yogi’s sentence] Actually, Boo-Boo, how about you would like to do surgery for a change?

[Yogi’s jaw drops]

Yogi Bear

But, But, But, But, But, But, But-

Boo-Boo

[to Cindy] Oh, really? But I’m a nurse, not a doctor.

Cindy Bear

[to Boo-Boo, as they walk off the distance whilst Yogi lifts up his jaw] You’ll get the hang of it. Now, have you ever held a knife before?

Boo-Boo

[to Cindy, off-screen] Does a kitchen knife count?

Yogi Bear

[to Boo-Boo and Cindy] Alright, guys, I’ll see you later. Hmmm...

S1 Boo Boots

View quote →

JMr. Jinks

[after Boo-Boo saves his life] Like, I’m alive! [turns around at Boo-Boo, tail wagging] You saved my life! Geee.

Boo-Boo

[to Jinks] Aw, thanks. It was nothing.

JMr. Jinks

[to Boo-Boo] Hey, I just, like, bought a trampoline. I was hoping you’d jump on with me, y’know.

SDSquiddly Diddly

That was, like, the coolest think ever! [gives Boo-Boo her car keys] I want you to have my new car! [Winsome Witch arrives with her flying broomstick]

WWWinsome Witch

[to Boo-Boo] Mama’s got a better ride for you, baby.

[various Hanna-Barbara characters, including Peter Potamus, So-So, Doggie Daddy and Captain Caveman paise Boo-Boo and leave with him while singing "Oh he’s a jolly good fellow", leaving a dumbfounded Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]

Yogi Bear

[to Cindy] Ah, Cindy, wanna go watch a movie together and stuff?

Cindy Bear

[to Yogi, as she’s about to leave] No.

[Cindy nervously walks away from the cafeteria, leaving a shocked Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]

Yogi Bear

[to himself] Well, at least I still have my positive attitude. [Peter arrives and walks on Yogi, not noticing nor hearing him]

Peter Potamus

Where am I?

S1 Boo Boots

View quote →

FFleegle

And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!

BSThe Banana Splits

(All laughing, while Snorky honks)

EKEl Kabong

(Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Snagglepuss

Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.

Peter Potamus

I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?

Snagglepuss (off-screen): No one in town has been left unscathed.

Captain Caveman

They wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)

Boo-Boo

For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?

Yogi Bear

It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!

Jabberjaw

Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!

Snagglepuss

In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”

S1 El Kabong’s Kabong is Gone

View quote →

Yogi Bear

(Shows the Jellystone Hospital building with him talking off-screen): Open wide. (He then looks inside Augie’s mouth while saying “Ahhh”) Some teeth, a tongue, looks right. (He then turns to his companion Boo-Boo) Hey, Boo-Boo, hand me my tiny hammer. (He then gives Yogi a tiny hammer, then touches Augie’s knees) HA! Good news, she’s alive and kicking!

Boo-Boo

How are you feeling, Augie?

ADAugie Doggie

(Her stomach growls) (Coughs) Oh, I’m so full.

S1 Catanooga Cheese Explosion

View quote →

[Yogi arrives back at the Catanooga Cheese Explosion with a baby (who is actually Boo-Boo in a baby disguise) and shows him to Chopper]

Yogi Bear

A table for one father and one son, please!

Boo-Boo

Uh, goo, goo, ga, ga?

CChopper

[not fooled by Boo-Boo’s baby disguise] I’m calling the police.

[Yogi and Boo Boo walk back outside]

Yogi Bear

[to Boo-Boo] Ah, your baby costume was useless. I didn’t know how she saw through it! She’s clearly some sort of a wizard. [to himself] I’m gonna need a real kid. Some kid desperate, and short, and has a big blue hat and a country accent.

SRShag Rugg

[offscreen] Help a desperate, short kid with a big blue hat and a country accent buy some tokens! [Yogi turns around and sees Shag handing out custom T-shirts with his face on them, but everyone else is top busy to notice] Handmade by yours truly. Only just 5 dollars!

Boo-Boo

[to Yogi] Well, have fun, Yogi. [walks off into the distance] I’m going home.

Yogi Bear

Hmmm... [cut to Shag]

S1 Catanooga Cheese Explosion

View quote →

[Augie, Shag, and Yakky turn the hands of the clock in the Jellystone clock tower forwards. All of the adults are in their normal age again, except they’re now back in classic Hanna-Barbera designs in the way they drawn back in the 60s]

Yogi Bear

Help. Me.

ADAugie Doggie

Uh... give it another spin. I'm not sure what happened that time.

S2 E2 Baby Shenanigans

View quote →

[At Dexter's house in Genius Grove]

DDexter

And if anyone were to accidentally pull this lever, it would release 20,000 blood bees into the room. [a robot version of Dee Dee comes in] Oh, no! Dee Dee 2-2, don't pull that lever!

DDDee Dee 2-2

Do not worry, my programming forbids me from harming or through inaction, allowing a human to be harmed. Ha-ha! [Dexter pulls the lever, releasing the blood bees]

DDexter

And if anyone were to accidentally push this button, it would blow the house to smithereens. [walks away and comes back, dressed as Dee Dee] Oooooooh! What does this button supposed... [pushes the button, blowing the house; sighs] Without Dee Dee around, my achievements mean nothing. She is my annoying Mount Everest.

[Cut to Townsville]

NNarrator

Meanwhile in the city of Townsville, The Powerpuff Girls are on patrol!

Buttercup

Hey, look there!

[They see Ace watering some flowers and they start beating him up]

AAce

[groaning] Hey! I ain't even doing no crimes! Ever since Mojo left, no one wants to do crime no more. It's like we lost our inspiration. [Buttercup punches him in the stomach]

BBubbles

Girls, if all the criminals are going straight, then I don't think we can legally punch them.

Buttercup

Oooh, this is unacceptable.

Blossom

I hate to say it, but maybe we're not complete without Mojo.

[Cut to Billy's house in Endsville where Grim and Mandy are watching the Justice Friends anime]

MGMajor Glory

Well, we should be safe here, in Flordia. Oh, no, I was wrong!

MMandy

Grim, if I have to watch five more seconds of this, I'm gonna rearrange your face.

Grim

Well, Billy's got the remote, so... [Mandy rearranges his face] Hey!

[Cut back to Jellystone where the vortex in the time hole is becoming unstable as the Mayor of Townsville gets blasted out of it]

Huckleberry Hound

Next thing you gotta know is, there's a tax on pants in this town. Now, I know this seems kind of-- [The Mayor of Townsville lands on Huckleberry Hound] Well, I do declare.

Mayor of Townsville

Well, I never!

Yogi Bear

Mayor fight!

[Both mayors begin slap fighting. Doggie Daddy and Augie Doggy walk Billy in the streets when Big Dog and Little Dog from 2 Stupid Dogs appear in front of them, barking angrily at the three and chasing them]

DDDoggie Daddy

Get me outta here!

[Truffles appears next to Jabberjaw]

TTruffles

AAAH!! A great white!

Jabberjaw

AAAH!! Great hat!

[They run away screaming as more Cartoon Network characters appear, blasted out of the time hole]

Yogi Bear

It's, like, raining men! [Cow lands on Boo-Boo] And also cows! [Cow moos]

S3 E19 Crisis on Infinite Mirths

View quote →

[The Eds, Larry 3000, Buck Tuddrussel and Finn come out of three separate wormholes]

Cindy Bear

Everyone and their grandma's staring to come through, and they look plenty mad!

Mayor of Townsville

I'm fighting mad!

[Samurai Jack and Sector V come out of two separate wormholes]

SJSamurai Jack

And I do not appreciate being called a grandma, even though I am wearing what looks like a dress.

[Grim, Mandy and Rodney J. Squirrel come out of two separate wormholes]

RRodney

I'M GONNA POUND YOUR BODY INTO GOOP AND USE IT TO BUTTER MY BREAD! [runs off laughing maniacally while swinging his axe]

Grim

Uh, I just want my remote back, and then I wanna go home.

[Captain Caveman, Mightor, El Kabong, Peter Potamus, Space Ghost and Blue Falcon take up battle positions]

Captain Caveman

If you want to fight, you'll have to unga defeat the heroes of Jellystone!

[Muriel, Princess Bubblegum and Frankie Foster come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with the Powerpuff Girls, Truffles and Numbuh 5]

FFrankie

Imaginary heroes, maybe.

[Squiddly Diddly, Jabberjaw, Loopy de Loop, Augie Doggy, Elektra, Cindy Bear, Granny Sweet, Winsome Witch and Yakky Doodle take up battle positions]

SDSquiddly Diddly

We have girl power, too.

Jabberjaw

But we weaponized it.

[Jake Spidermonkey, Monkey and I.R. Baboon come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with Lazlo as Magilla Gorilla, who's pounding his chest, Grape Ape, Blip and So-So do the same on their own side]

Yogi Bear

Multidimensional crossover characters from your favorite childhood TV shows fight!

[The Cartoon Network characters charge towards the Jellystone! characters, except Courage, who withdraws, and they begin fighting]

EEduardo

No me gusta! [throws Captain Caveman off himself]

Huckleberry Hound

Somebody, do something!

TTruffles

I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you!

[Loopy de Loop rips Robot Jones' head off as Cheese and Fred Fredburger attack Johnny Bravo]

JBJohnny Bravo

Hey, I think we're supposed to be on the same side.

[Sector V squirt their condiment-shooting weapons at Yogi as he eats them and Hector Con Carne and Boskov approach Boo-Boo]

HHector

Come back here, you cute little baby bear.

[Jack faces off against Jabberjaw and they jump and clash their weapons, resulting in Jack's gi and katana half-destroyed. Harold, as Mogar, and El Kabong fight]

HHarold

Mogar!

[Wilt throws his basketball at El Kabong as Bubbles gets crushed by Grape Ape's foot]

S3 E19 Crisis on Infinite Mirths

View quote →