TV show quotes
[Augie, Shag, and Yakky turn the hands of the clock in the Jellystone clock tower forwards. All of the adults are in their normal age again, except they’re now back in classic Hanna-Barbera designs in the way they drawn back in the 60s]
Help. Me.
Uh... give it another spin. I'm not sure what happened that time.
[In his laboratory, Dexter is building an invention when Dee Dee enters the laboratory]
[seeing one of his chemicals] Oooooooh! Hey, Dexter, what does this thingy do? [spills the chemical on the floor]
Ugh! Computer, initiate Trash Protocol 73.
Protocol initiated. [a laser blasts the spilled chemical away]
Hmm... Computer, where does my trash go?
I simply sent your trash into another universe using micro wormhole technology.
[as she's bouncing on Dexter's robot arm] Boing! Boing! Boing!
Hmm... No, I should not.
[breaks the robot arm] Whoopsie! I did it again!
[presses a button; flatly] Oh, no. It seems I have also done a whoopsie. [the laser blasts Dee Dee away to another universe via wormhole] Finally, some peace and quiet.
Hand over the remote, Billy!
No, we are watching the new Justice Friends anime. This is the one where they explore the multiverse.
[The TV shows the Justice Friends anime]
I see another version of myself!
Just what this world needs, more forgotten characters dragged back from the grave just so some dirt bag animator can buy a third yacht.
Yeah, I ain't got another multiverse in me. Give it here.
But you never know what you're gonna get with the multiverse. There's an infinite number of universes. So there's one where birds rule the earth, there's one where the world is round, there's one where nobody wears any clothes except hats and bowties, there's one where Mandy and I fall in love and get married. Oooh! There's the one where we got that reboot, there's the one where where pillows are made of hands.
Enough! ENOUGH!!! Billy, you want to see another universe? [summons his scythe] Here ya go! [opens a wormhole and throws Billy away to another universe]
Grim, how could you?
What? But I...
He still had the remote.
[as he fights his other version of himself] Boom! Smash! Pow! I am fighting myself!
[groans] Good gravy!
[Mojo Jojo controls his robot to destroy Townsville]
[picking up the hotline] Powerpuff Girls, you've gotta help us!
We're on it, Mr. Mayor.
Come on, girls, let's knock him into next week!
Nah. Every time we knock him into next week, then we just gotta fight him all over again next week. We need to knock him into the next universe.
I gotta tell you, I don't like punching animals, and it makes me upset that he forces us to do this every single week!
Oooh! Then let's have this be the last time, Bubbles.
All right, we're doing the Death Blossom maneuver. Link up, ladies! [they link up and spin to do the maneuver]
Now, Mojo Jojo will destroy Townsville in order to rebuild Townsville with the multipurpose buildings with the apartments on top and the cute little businesses on the bottom. This is the way of the future!
[The girls do the maneuver on Mojo and knock him away to another universe via wormhole]
Oops! [laughs]
Did you see the look on his face?
Monkeys are so dumb!
[At Dexter's house in Genius Grove]
And if anyone were to accidentally pull this lever, it would release 20,000 blood bees into the room. [a robot version of Dee Dee comes in] Oh, no! Dee Dee 2-2, don't pull that lever!
Do not worry, my programming forbids me from harming or through inaction, allowing a human to be harmed. Ha-ha! [Dexter pulls the lever, releasing the blood bees]
And if anyone were to accidentally push this button, it would blow the house to smithereens. [walks away and comes back, dressed as Dee Dee] Oooooooh! What does this button supposed... [pushes the button, blowing the house; sighs] Without Dee Dee around, my achievements mean nothing. She is my annoying Mount Everest.
[Cut to Townsville]
Meanwhile in the city of Townsville, The Powerpuff Girls are on patrol!
Hey, look there!
[They see Ace watering some flowers and they start beating him up]
[groaning] Hey! I ain't even doing no crimes! Ever since Mojo left, no one wants to do crime no more. It's like we lost our inspiration. [Buttercup punches him in the stomach]
Girls, if all the criminals are going straight, then I don't think we can legally punch them.
Oooh, this is unacceptable.
I hate to say it, but maybe we're not complete without Mojo.
[Cut to Billy's house in Endsville where Grim and Mandy are watching the Justice Friends anime]
Well, we should be safe here, in Flordia. Oh, no, I was wrong!
Grim, if I have to watch five more seconds of this, I'm gonna rearrange your face.
Well, Billy's got the remote, so... [Mandy rearranges his face] Hey!
[Cut back to Jellystone where the vortex in the time hole is becoming unstable as the Mayor of Townsville gets blasted out of it]
Next thing you gotta know is, there's a tax on pants in this town. Now, I know this seems kind of-- [The Mayor of Townsville lands on Huckleberry Hound] Well, I do declare.
Well, I never!
Mayor fight!
[Both mayors begin slap fighting. Doggie Daddy and Augie Doggy walk Billy in the streets when Big Dog and Little Dog from 2 Stupid Dogs appear in front of them, barking angrily at the three and chasing them]
Get me outta here!
[Truffles appears next to Jabberjaw]
AAAH!! A great white!
AAAH!! Great hat!
[They run away screaming as more Cartoon Network characters appear, blasted out of the time hole]
It's, like, raining men! [Cow lands on Boo-Boo] And also cows! [Cow moos]
[The Eds, Larry 3000, Buck Tuddrussel and Finn come out of three separate wormholes]
Everyone and their grandma's staring to come through, and they look plenty mad!
I'm fighting mad!
[Samurai Jack and Sector V come out of two separate wormholes]
And I do not appreciate being called a grandma, even though I am wearing what looks like a dress.
[Grim, Mandy and Rodney J. Squirrel come out of two separate wormholes]
I'M GONNA POUND YOUR BODY INTO GOOP AND USE IT TO BUTTER MY BREAD! [runs off laughing maniacally while swinging his axe]
Uh, I just want my remote back, and then I wanna go home.
[Captain Caveman, Mightor, El Kabong, Peter Potamus, Space Ghost and Blue Falcon take up battle positions]
If you want to fight, you'll have to unga defeat the heroes of Jellystone!
[Muriel, Princess Bubblegum and Frankie Foster come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with the Powerpuff Girls, Truffles and Numbuh 5]
Imaginary heroes, maybe.
[Squiddly Diddly, Jabberjaw, Loopy de Loop, Augie Doggy, Elektra, Cindy Bear, Granny Sweet, Winsome Witch and Yakky Doodle take up battle positions]
We have girl power, too.
But we weaponized it.
[Jake Spidermonkey, Monkey and I.R. Baboon come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with Lazlo as Magilla Gorilla, who's pounding his chest, Grape Ape, Blip and So-So do the same on their own side]
Multidimensional crossover characters from your favorite childhood TV shows fight!
[The Cartoon Network characters charge towards the Jellystone! characters, except Courage, who withdraws, and they begin fighting]
No me gusta! [throws Captain Caveman off himself]
Somebody, do something!
I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you!
[Loopy de Loop rips Robot Jones' head off as Cheese and Fred Fredburger attack Johnny Bravo]
Hey, I think we're supposed to be on the same side.
[Sector V squirt their condiment-shooting weapons at Yogi as he eats them and Hector Con Carne and Boskov approach Boo-Boo]
Come back here, you cute little baby bear.
[Jack faces off against Jabberjaw and they jump and clash their weapons, resulting in Jack's gi and katana half-destroyed. Harold, as Mogar, and El Kabong fight]
Mogar!
[Wilt throws his basketball at El Kabong as Bubbles gets crushed by Grape Ape's foot]
[As Grim and Billy are sending the Cartoon Network characters back to their own universes]
All right, everybody, move along. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here or reality will explode.
Kachoo! [uses Grim's scythe to open a wormhole for the Powerpuff Girls]
See you on the other side, Mojo.
Yeah, we look forward to your next crime.
I'm a horsey.
Yes!
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