Fleegle, The Banana Splits and others in “El Kabong’s Kabong is Gone”

And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!

(All laughing, while Snorky honks)

(Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.

I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?

They wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)

For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?

It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!

Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!

In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”