Boo-Boo quotes from Jellystone!

Boo-Boo

Uh, you know something, Yogi? I’m starting to feel invisible to everyone in town. Do you feel that too or is it just- [Yogi drives away to work, leaving Boo-Boo all alone.] Huh, think I’m sad. Nothing something like mental therapy won’t fix!

Boo-Boo

Uh, Yogi?

Yogi Bear

Ah, Boo-Boo, I didn’t see you there. Do you mind holding my toothbrush for me? Thanks, bestest buddy. Really appreciate it.

Boo-Boo

Thanks? Wait, this is MY toothbrush.

Boo-Boo

[to Snagglepuss] YOU WEREN’T THINKING OF BUYING THOSE BOOTS, WEREN’T YOU?!

Snagglepuss

[not noticing nor seeing Boo-Boo while walking] Did someone, uh, say something?

Boo-Boo

[after realizing Snagglepuss did not see nor heard him] Oh, no. I really do want attention, but... Do I DARE fly so close to the sun? [after ten seconds of silence] OH, I GOTTA HAVE THEM! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with a yo-yo instead of the boots] Oh, man! I got so nervous and bought a yo-yo instead! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with the boots on] Oh, who am I kidding? I look so ridiculous. [Peter walks and bumps on Boo-Boo’s long boots; He looks up, and, for once, sees Boo-Boo]

Peter Potamus

[to Boo-Boo] Lookin' fly.

Snagglepuss

Howdy, Boo-Boo!

Jabberjaw

Aw, what up, double Boo?

[to Augie] See that guy in the Boots there, sweetie? That’s what a real man looks like.

Yogi Bear

And then I said, "Whoever said the rhyme, committed the crime"! [the ladies laugh; Boo-Boo arrives]

Who’s that? [turns around and notices Boo-Boo] OH, WOW! BOO-BOO!

Boo-Boo

[to Yogi and Wally] Hey, guys. Sorry I’m late! [shows his rear end]

Yogi Bear

[to Boo-Boo] Don’t apologize, Bestest Buddy, you look great! [to the ladies] Now anyway, as I was-

[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, will you sign my cast?

Boo-Boo

[to Wally] Dude, I love to, but I don’t have a pen.

[shows his casted arm to Boo-Boo] KISS IT THEN. [Boo-Boo kisses it] IT’S HEALED! My arm is healed! [touches his cast] Ow. [Cindy walks to Yogi, looking at her clipboard]

Cindy Bear

[to Yogi] Alright, Yogi, you’ve got a surgery to preform in 30 [looks up at Boo-Boo showing off, trails off] minutes...

Boo-Boo

[to Cindy, stops showing off, embarrassed] Oh my gosh! I’m sorry. I, uh, didn’t mean to-

Cindy Bear

[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, I gotta say, you look AWESOME in those boots. Row.

Yogi Bear

I’m just gonna deal with this surgery real quick, and we’ll have lunch. How’s th-

Cindy Bear

[to Boo-Boo, cutting off Yogi’s sentence] Actually, Boo-Boo, how about you would like to do surgery for a change?

Yogi Bear

But, But, But, But, But, But, But-

Boo-Boo

[to Cindy] Oh, really? But I’m a nurse, not a doctor.

Cindy Bear

[to Boo-Boo, as they walk off the distance whilst Yogi lifts up his jaw] You’ll get the hang of it. Now, have you ever held a knife before?

Boo-Boo

[to Cindy, off-screen] Does a kitchen knife count?

Yogi Bear

[to Boo-Boo and Cindy] Alright, guys, I’ll see you later. Hmmm...

[after Boo-Boo saves his life] Like, I’m alive! [turns around at Boo-Boo, tail wagging] You saved my life! Geee.

Boo-Boo

[to Jinks] Aw, thanks. It was nothing.

[to Boo-Boo] Hey, I just, like, bought a trampoline. I was hoping you’d jump on with me, y’know.

That was, like, the coolest think ever! [gives Boo-Boo her car keys] I want you to have my new car! [Winsome Witch arrives with her flying broomstick]

[to Boo-Boo] Mama’s got a better ride for you, baby.

Yogi Bear

[to Cindy] Ah, Cindy, wanna go watch a movie together and stuff?

Cindy Bear

[to Yogi, as she’s about to leave] No.

Yogi Bear

[to himself] Well, at least I still have my positive attitude. [Peter arrives and walks on Yogi, not noticing nor hearing him]

Peter Potamus

Where am I?

And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!

(All laughing, while Snorky honks)

(Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Snagglepuss

Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.

Peter Potamus

I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?

Captain Caveman

They wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)

Boo-Boo

For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?

Yogi Bear

It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!

Jabberjaw

Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!

Snagglepuss

In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”

Yogi Bear

(Shows the Jellystone Hospital building with him talking off-screen): Open wide. (He then looks inside Augie’s mouth while saying “Ahhh”) Some teeth, a tongue, looks right. (He then turns to his companion Boo-Boo) Hey, Boo-Boo, hand me my tiny hammer. (He then gives Yogi a tiny hammer, then touches Augie’s knees) HA! Good news, she’s alive and kicking!

Boo-Boo

How are you feeling, Augie?

(Her stomach growls) (Coughs) Oh, I’m so full.

Yogi Bear

A table for one father and one son, please!

Boo-Boo

Uh, goo, goo, ga, ga?

[not fooled by Boo-Boo’s baby disguise] I’m calling the police.

Yogi Bear

[to Boo-Boo] Ah, your baby costume was useless. I didn’t know how she saw through it! She’s clearly some sort of a wizard. [to himself] I’m gonna need a real kid. Some kid desperate, and short, and has a big blue hat and a country accent.

[offscreen] Help a desperate, short kid with a big blue hat and a country accent buy some tokens! [Yogi turns around and sees Shag handing out custom T-shirts with his face on them, but everyone else is top busy to notice] Handmade by yours truly. Only just 5 dollars!

Boo-Boo

[to Yogi] Well, have fun, Yogi. [walks off into the distance] I’m going home.

Yogi Bear

Hmmm... [cut to Shag]