[Mojo Jojo controls his robot to destroy Townsville]
Mayor of Townsville[picking up the hotline] Powerpuff Girls, you've gotta help us!
BBubbles
Come on, girls, let's knock him into next week!
Nah. Every time we knock him into next week, then we just gotta fight him all over again next week. We need to knock him into the next universe.
BBubbles
I gotta tell you, I don't like punching animals, and it makes me upset that he forces us to do this every single week!
Oooh! Then let's have this be the last time, Bubbles.
All right, we're doing the Death Blossom maneuver. Link up, ladies! [they link up and spin to do the maneuver]
MMojo
Now, Mojo Jojo will destroy Townsville in order to rebuild Townsville with the multipurpose buildings with the apartments on top and the cute little businesses on the bottom. This is the way of the future!
[The girls do the maneuver on Mojo and knock him away to another universe via wormhole]
Did you see the look on his face?
BBubbles
Monkeys are so dumb!
[At Dexter's house in Genius Grove]
DDexter
And if anyone were to accidentally pull this lever, it would release 20,000 blood bees into the room. [a robot version of Dee Dee comes in] Oh, no! Dee Dee 2-2, don't pull that lever!
DDDee Dee 2-2
Do not worry, my programming forbids me from harming or through inaction, allowing a human to be harmed. Ha-ha! [Dexter pulls the lever, releasing the blood bees]
DDexter
And if anyone were to accidentally push this button, it would blow the house to smithereens. [walks away and comes back, dressed as Dee Dee] Oooooooh! What does this button supposed... [pushes the button, blowing the house; sighs] Without Dee Dee around, my achievements mean nothing. She is my annoying Mount Everest.
[Cut to Townsville]
NNarrator
Meanwhile in the city of Townsville, The Powerpuff Girls are on patrol!
[They see Ace watering some flowers and they start beating him up]
AAce
[groaning] Hey! I ain't even doing no crimes! Ever since Mojo left, no one wants to do crime no more. It's like we lost our inspiration. [Buttercup punches him in the stomach]
BBubbles
Girls, if all the criminals are going straight, then I don't think we can legally punch them.
Oooh, this is unacceptable.
I hate to say it, but maybe we're not complete without Mojo.
[Cut to Billy's house in Endsville where Grim and Mandy are watching the Justice Friends anime]
MGMajor Glory
Well, we should be safe here, in Flordia. Oh, no, I was wrong!
MMandy
Grim, if I have to watch five more seconds of this, I'm gonna rearrange your face.
Well, Billy's got the remote, so... [Mandy rearranges his face] Hey!
[Cut back to Jellystone where the vortex in the time hole is becoming unstable as the Mayor of Townsville gets blasted out of it]
Next thing you gotta know is, there's a tax on pants in this town. Now, I know this seems kind of-- [The Mayor of Townsville lands on Huckleberry Hound] Well, I do declare.
Mayor of Townsville
Well, I never!
[Both mayors begin slap fighting. Doggie Daddy and Augie Doggy walk Billy in the streets when Big Dog and Little Dog from 2 Stupid Dogs appear in front of them, barking angrily at the three and chasing them]
DDDoggie Daddy
Get me outta here!
[Truffles appears next to Jabberjaw]
TTruffles
AAAH!! A great white!
[They run away screaming as more Cartoon Network characters appear, blasted out of the time hole]
It's, like, raining men! [Cow lands on Boo-Boo] And also cows! [Cow moos]
[The Eds, Larry 3000, Buck Tuddrussel and Finn come out of three separate wormholes]
Everyone and their grandma's staring to come through, and they look plenty mad!
Mayor of Townsville
I'm fighting mad!
[Samurai Jack and Sector V come out of two separate wormholes]
SJSamurai Jack
And I do not appreciate being called a grandma, even though I am wearing what looks like a dress.
[Grim, Mandy and Rodney J. Squirrel come out of two separate wormholes]
RRodney
I'M GONNA POUND YOUR BODY INTO GOOP AND USE IT TO BUTTER MY BREAD! [runs off laughing maniacally while swinging his axe]
Uh, I just want my remote back, and then I wanna go home.
[Captain Caveman, Mightor, El Kabong, Peter Potamus, Space Ghost and Blue Falcon take up battle positions]
If you want to fight, you'll have to unga defeat the heroes of Jellystone!
[Muriel, Princess Bubblegum and Frankie Foster come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with the Powerpuff Girls, Truffles and Numbuh 5]
FFrankie
Imaginary heroes, maybe.
[Squiddly Diddly, Jabberjaw, Loopy de Loop, Augie Doggy, Elektra, Cindy Bear, Granny Sweet, Winsome Witch and Yakky Doodle take up battle positions]
SDSquiddly Diddly
We have girl power, too.
[Jake Spidermonkey, Monkey and I.R. Baboon come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with Lazlo as Magilla Gorilla, who's pounding his chest, Grape Ape, Blip and So-So do the same on their own side]
Multidimensional crossover characters from your favorite childhood TV shows fight!
[The Cartoon Network characters charge towards the Jellystone! characters, except Courage, who withdraws, and they begin fighting]
EEduardo
No me gusta! [throws Captain Caveman off himself]
TTruffles
I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you!
[Loopy de Loop rips Robot Jones' head off as Cheese and Fred Fredburger attack Johnny Bravo]
JBJohnny Bravo
Hey, I think we're supposed to be on the same side.
[Sector V squirt their condiment-shooting weapons at Yogi as he eats them and Hector Con Carne and Boskov approach Boo-Boo]
HHector
Come back here, you cute little baby bear.
[Jack faces off against Jabberjaw and they jump and clash their weapons, resulting in Jack's gi and katana half-destroyed. Harold, as Mogar, and El Kabong fight]
[Wilt throws his basketball at El Kabong as Bubbles gets crushed by Grape Ape's foot]
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