[to Snagglepuss] YOU WEREN’T THINKING OF BUYING THOSE BOOTS, WEREN’T YOU?!
[not noticing nor seeing Boo-Boo while walking] Did someone, uh, say something?
[after realizing Snagglepuss did not see nor heard him] Oh, no. I really do want attention, but... Do I DARE fly so close to the sun? [after ten seconds of silence] OH, I GOTTA HAVE THEM! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with a yo-yo instead of the boots] Oh, man! I got so nervous and bought a yo-yo instead! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with the boots on] Oh, who am I kidding? I look so ridiculous. [Peter walks and bumps on Boo-Boo’s long boots; He looks up, and, for once, sees Boo-Boo]
[to Boo-Boo] Lookin' fly.
[walks away from Boo-Boo; cut to Boo-Boo walking to work with everyone in Jellystone noticing him thanks to the boots]
JabberjawAw, what up, double Boo?
DDDoggie Daddy
[to Augie] See that guy in the Boots there, sweetie? That’s what a real man looks like.
FFleegle
And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!
BSThe Banana Splits
(All laughing, while Snorky honks)
EKEl Kabong
(Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.
I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?
Snagglepuss (off-screen): No one in town has been left unscathed.
They wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)
For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?
It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!
Jabberjaw
Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!
In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”
[At Dexter's house in Genius Grove]
DDexter
And if anyone were to accidentally pull this lever, it would release 20,000 blood bees into the room. [a robot version of Dee Dee comes in] Oh, no! Dee Dee 2-2, don't pull that lever!
DDDee Dee 2-2
Do not worry, my programming forbids me from harming or through inaction, allowing a human to be harmed. Ha-ha! [Dexter pulls the lever, releasing the blood bees]
DDexter
And if anyone were to accidentally push this button, it would blow the house to smithereens. [walks away and comes back, dressed as Dee Dee] Oooooooh! What does this button supposed... [pushes the button, blowing the house; sighs] Without Dee Dee around, my achievements mean nothing. She is my annoying Mount Everest.
[Cut to Townsville]
NNarrator
Meanwhile in the city of Townsville, The Powerpuff Girls are on patrol!
[They see Ace watering some flowers and they start beating him up]
AAce
[groaning] Hey! I ain't even doing no crimes! Ever since Mojo left, no one wants to do crime no more. It's like we lost our inspiration. [Buttercup punches him in the stomach]
BBubbles
Girls, if all the criminals are going straight, then I don't think we can legally punch them.
Oooh, this is unacceptable.
I hate to say it, but maybe we're not complete without Mojo.
[Cut to Billy's house in Endsville where Grim and Mandy are watching the Justice Friends anime]
MGMajor Glory
Well, we should be safe here, in Flordia. Oh, no, I was wrong!
MMandy
Grim, if I have to watch five more seconds of this, I'm gonna rearrange your face.
Well, Billy's got the remote, so... [Mandy rearranges his face] Hey!
[Cut back to Jellystone where the vortex in the time hole is becoming unstable as the Mayor of Townsville gets blasted out of it]
Next thing you gotta know is, there's a tax on pants in this town. Now, I know this seems kind of-- [The Mayor of Townsville lands on Huckleberry Hound] Well, I do declare.
[Both mayors begin slap fighting. Doggie Daddy and Augie Doggy walk Billy in the streets when Big Dog and Little Dog from 2 Stupid Dogs appear in front of them, barking angrily at the three and chasing them]
DDDoggie Daddy
Get me outta here!
[Truffles appears next to Jabberjaw]
TTruffles
AAAH!! A great white!
Jabberjaw
AAAH!! Great hat!
[They run away screaming as more Cartoon Network characters appear, blasted out of the time hole]
It's, like, raining men! [Cow lands on Boo-Boo] And also cows! [Cow moos]
[The Eds, Larry 3000, Buck Tuddrussel and Finn come out of three separate wormholes]
Everyone and their grandma's staring to come through, and they look plenty mad!
[Samurai Jack and Sector V come out of two separate wormholes]
SJSamurai Jack
And I do not appreciate being called a grandma, even though I am wearing what looks like a dress.
[Grim, Mandy and Rodney J. Squirrel come out of two separate wormholes]
RRodney
I'M GONNA POUND YOUR BODY INTO GOOP AND USE IT TO BUTTER MY BREAD! [runs off laughing maniacally while swinging his axe]
Uh, I just want my remote back, and then I wanna go home.
[Captain Caveman, Mightor, El Kabong, Peter Potamus, Space Ghost and Blue Falcon take up battle positions]
If you want to fight, you'll have to unga defeat the heroes of Jellystone!
[Muriel, Princess Bubblegum and Frankie Foster come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with the Powerpuff Girls, Truffles and Numbuh 5]
FFrankie
Imaginary heroes, maybe.
[Squiddly Diddly, Jabberjaw, Loopy de Loop, Augie Doggy, Elektra, Cindy Bear, Granny Sweet, Winsome Witch and Yakky Doodle take up battle positions]
SDSquiddly Diddly
We have girl power, too.
Jabberjaw
But we weaponized it.
[Jake Spidermonkey, Monkey and I.R. Baboon come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with Lazlo as Magilla Gorilla, who's pounding his chest, Grape Ape, Blip and So-So do the same on their own side]
Multidimensional crossover characters from your favorite childhood TV shows fight!
[The Cartoon Network characters charge towards the Jellystone! characters, except Courage, who withdraws, and they begin fighting]
EEduardo
No me gusta! [throws Captain Caveman off himself]
TTruffles
I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you!
[Loopy de Loop rips Robot Jones' head off as Cheese and Fred Fredburger attack Johnny Bravo]
JBJohnny Bravo
Hey, I think we're supposed to be on the same side.
[Sector V squirt their condiment-shooting weapons at Yogi as he eats them and Hector Con Carne and Boskov approach Boo-Boo]
HHector
Come back here, you cute little baby bear.
[Jack faces off against Jabberjaw and they jump and clash their weapons, resulting in Jack's gi and katana half-destroyed. Harold, as Mogar, and El Kabong fight]
[Wilt throws his basketball at El Kabong as Bubbles gets crushed by Grape Ape's foot]
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