[to Snagglepuss] YOU WEREN’T THINKING OF BUYING THOSE BOOTS, WEREN’T YOU?!
[not noticing nor seeing Boo-Boo while walking] Did someone, uh, say something?
[after realizing Snagglepuss did not see nor heard him] Oh, no. I really do want attention, but... Do I DARE fly so close to the sun? [after ten seconds of silence] OH, I GOTTA HAVE THEM! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with a yo-yo instead of the boots] Oh, man! I got so nervous and bought a yo-yo instead! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with the boots on] Oh, who am I kidding? I look so ridiculous. [Peter walks and bumps on Boo-Boo’s long boots; He looks up, and, for once, sees Boo-Boo]
Peter Potamus[to Boo-Boo] Lookin' fly.
[walks away from Boo-Boo; cut to Boo-Boo walking to work with everyone in Jellystone noticing him thanks to the boots]
DDDoggie Daddy
[to Augie] See that guy in the Boots there, sweetie? That’s what a real man looks like.
JMr. Jinks
[after Boo-Boo saves his life] Like, I’m alive! [turns around at Boo-Boo, tail wagging] You saved my life! Geee.
[to Jinks] Aw, thanks. It was nothing.
JMr. Jinks
[to Boo-Boo] Hey, I just, like, bought a trampoline. I was hoping you’d jump on with me, y’know.
SDSquiddly Diddly
That was, like, the coolest think ever! [gives Boo-Boo her car keys] I want you to have my new car! [Winsome Witch arrives with her flying broomstick]
WWWinsome Witch
[to Boo-Boo] Mama’s got a better ride for you, baby.
[various Hanna-Barbara characters, including Peter Potamus, So-So, Doggie Daddy and Captain Caveman paise Boo-Boo and leave with him while singing "Oh he’s a jolly good fellow", leaving a dumbfounded Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]
[to Cindy] Ah, Cindy, wanna go watch a movie together and stuff?
[to Yogi, as she’s about to leave] No.
[Cindy nervously walks away from the cafeteria, leaving a shocked Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]
[to himself] Well, at least I still have my positive attitude. [Peter arrives and walks on Yogi, not noticing nor hearing him]
Peter Potamus
Where am I?
FFleegle
And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!
BSThe Banana Splits
(All laughing, while Snorky honks)
EKEl Kabong
(Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.
Peter Potamus
I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?
Snagglepuss (off-screen): No one in town has been left unscathed.
They wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)
For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?
It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!
Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!
In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”
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