FFleegle
And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!
BSThe Banana Splits
(All laughing, while Snorky honks)
EKEl Kabong
(Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.
I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?
Snagglepuss (off-screen): No one in town has been left unscathed.
Captain CavemanThey wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)
For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?
It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!
Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!
In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”
[The Eds, Larry 3000, Buck Tuddrussel and Finn come out of three separate wormholes]
Everyone and their grandma's staring to come through, and they look plenty mad!
[Samurai Jack and Sector V come out of two separate wormholes]
SJSamurai Jack
And I do not appreciate being called a grandma, even though I am wearing what looks like a dress.
[Grim, Mandy and Rodney J. Squirrel come out of two separate wormholes]
RRodney
I'M GONNA POUND YOUR BODY INTO GOOP AND USE IT TO BUTTER MY BREAD! [runs off laughing maniacally while swinging his axe]
Uh, I just want my remote back, and then I wanna go home.
[Captain Caveman, Mightor, El Kabong, Peter Potamus, Space Ghost and Blue Falcon take up battle positions]
Captain Caveman
If you want to fight, you'll have to unga defeat the heroes of Jellystone!
[Muriel, Princess Bubblegum and Frankie Foster come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with the Powerpuff Girls, Truffles and Numbuh 5]
FFrankie
Imaginary heroes, maybe.
[Squiddly Diddly, Jabberjaw, Loopy de Loop, Augie Doggy, Elektra, Cindy Bear, Granny Sweet, Winsome Witch and Yakky Doodle take up battle positions]
SDSquiddly Diddly
We have girl power, too.
[Jake Spidermonkey, Monkey and I.R. Baboon come out of two separate wormholes and take up battle positions with Lazlo as Magilla Gorilla, who's pounding his chest, Grape Ape, Blip and So-So do the same on their own side]
Multidimensional crossover characters from your favorite childhood TV shows fight!
[The Cartoon Network characters charge towards the Jellystone! characters, except Courage, who withdraws, and they begin fighting]
EEduardo
No me gusta! [throws Captain Caveman off himself]
TTruffles
I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you!
[Loopy de Loop rips Robot Jones' head off as Cheese and Fred Fredburger attack Johnny Bravo]
JBJohnny Bravo
Hey, I think we're supposed to be on the same side.
[Sector V squirt their condiment-shooting weapons at Yogi as he eats them and Hector Con Carne and Boskov approach Boo-Boo]
HHector
Come back here, you cute little baby bear.
[Jack faces off against Jabberjaw and they jump and clash their weapons, resulting in Jack's gi and katana half-destroyed. Harold, as Mogar, and El Kabong fight]
[Wilt throws his basketball at El Kabong as Bubbles gets crushed by Grape Ape's foot]
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