Stop helping! Stop helping!
Heh. Sorry.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(Angry grunt)
Jade: No!!!!!
[After observing Jackie enter the Aztec pyramid.]
FFinn
He's in the pyramid. Let's move.
NBNovice Bad Guy
Uh, don't pyramids have mummies inside them, sir?
FFinn
Only in Egypt.
NBNovice Bad Guy
Why don't we just let Chan find the talisman? Just take it from him when he climbs out.
FFinn
Listen new guy. We don't know what power this ox talisman has. Chan might come busting out of there 50 feet tall with laser eyes.
NBNovice Bad Guy
[scared] I don't wanna fight giant laser eyes! Everyone after him! Now, now, now!
[After Jade tries to sign up Jackie for a wrestling match with El Toro Fuerte.]
Gracias, amigo. Anyway, I told this boy that you were the best wrestler in the world. You have to prove it!
Jade, one should not fight for the sake of fighting, but only when one has no other choice.
Makes sense. When you get in the ring and this El Toro guy starts wailing on you, you'll have no other choice.
Uh... you have an interesting mind, young Jade.
Jackie! You have nothing better to do tonight!
Oh?! I don't... How about, "Search for the Ox talisman?"
But you said it yourself. You can be a million miles away.
[The Dark Hand enforcers notice Jackie at the wrestling match.]
FFinn
Hmm, didn't take Chan as a sports fan.
What sport? Wrestling's fake, everybody knows that.
FFinn
El Toro, meet Tohru. Tohru, Toro. Toro, Tohru. Tohru-
[annoyed, pushing Finn away] The mask!
El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!
Then I will remove it for you!
Why are you here?! You're supposed to be back at the hotel doing your homework.
Lucky for you, I raced through. Tohru was gonna bust you like a piñata.
Thank you. But don't finish your homework early again. It's too dangerous.
[Jackie accidentally bumps into a cloaked figure at the museum.]
Oh, I'm so sorry! I broke your spy camera. [pauses] Spy camera?
Chan!
You! Uh... Dark Hand guy!
The magic! [gathering items]
So, whatcha gonna do? Sneak into the museum before the bad guys do and steal the talisman yourself?
Steal?! What?! That's crazy, Jade! You're crazy!
You totally are gonna steal it!
[whispers] You got in! You are so cool!
[whispers] I am not cool! I'm breaking the law!
Uh-huh.
Wow! She rules!
Wha- ?
Uh, I mean, go Jackie.
Wow! When I grow up, I wanna be just like her!
A criminal?!
A female Jackie Chan!
You are under arrest!
You do realize we both go to jail, right?
I am not a crook! I am an archaeologist!
[Jackie accidentally knocks over a vase and breaks it, sounding the alarm.]
JVJade and Viper
Way to go.
[Jackie calls Uncle from prison.]
Jackie, why did you steal the Pink Puma? There is no puma in the Chinese zodiac. It has NO magic!
I know Uncle, it's... complicated.
One more thing. You are a criminal! You are a very bad influence on Jade!
I know, but- that's why I need you to take the next flight here and-
One more thing... oh, wait I am getting another call.
No, no, no! Uncle, you don't know how to do that! I am only allowed one phone call-!
[Uncle clicks the line]
Hello, Uncle's Rare Finds. May I help you? [line clicks] Hmm?
[visiting Jackie in prison] Hey, bro.
What do you want?
What rock...is the legless reptile under?
What?
Tell me where the serpent, sleeps.
What are you talking about?
WHERE'S THE SNAKE TALISMAN?!
Don't you read the newspaper? I took the Pink Puma.
[Ratso checks the Talisman tracker which is not lighting up]
See? No Talisman. Like the gizmo says. Now if you'll excuse me, my delicious prison food is getting cold.
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