[after catching Jackie]
Jackie Chan! Finally, we meet. [holding up the Dragon Talisman] It was nice knowing you.
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You really go for the gold, Mr. Chan. Fool's gold.
You know, Valmont? I was wondering, what is one of these worth? An all expenses paid trip to Melvin World? [tosses a gold brick into the water]
You'll pay for that!
[Jackie begins throwing dozens of gold bricks into the water]
What about these? A new Ferrari?
Chan!
A summer home? Your own private island to build it on? A robot butler for that home?
ARGH! [blasts his ship in half] Blast.
Shendu, I beg your forgiveness.
You may earn it. Rumor tells of a talisman hidden at the North Pole. Dress warmly...
I make such a good Jackie.
AAuctioneer
The next item up for auction, is a Porcelain lamp featuring, well, an unusual rat motif. What are my bid for this piece?
One hundred dollars!
AAuctioneer
Do I hear one-fifty?
[entering the room] Two hundred!
AAuctioneer
Smashing! Do I hear-
Two-fifty!
Three hundred!
Three-fifty!
Four!
Five hundred!
[Auctioneer looks on in bewilderment]
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
One thousand!
[hesitant] Two....thousand!
[Auctioneer's monocle falls out in astonishment]
[Ratso and Finn are giving money to Tohru]
FFinn
This is all we got Tohru.
Ratso; Think they take nunchuks?
Another train wreck, Jackie?
[looking at Jade's messy room] I was going to ask the same thing. Do baboons live here?
Run down the side of an exploding building, no problem. But step on a child's toy, break your leg. Sounds like Chinese proverb.
The Rat Talisman is the key to my freedom, Valmont. It will reanimate me to flesh and bone.
You mean, you get back all your dragon power and stuff?
No, Shendu will still require the other Talismans, and our continued assistance for that.
Judging by experience, I will remain in this petrified form forever. And you will never lay your eyes on the lost treasure of Ching Xi Hung!
[after Jackie is attacked by Gnomekop; reanimated by the Rat Talisman]
That toy should be taken off the market.
I tried to tell you, he's not just a toy anymore. He's alive! ALIVE!
Stay back, Jade.
No, Jackie. You have a broken leg and Gnomekop is my responsibility.
[The Dark Hand enforcers have Jackie bound and strapped in his wheelchair near the water's edge.]
[Tohru pushes the wheelchair hard with his foot; it rolls forward and plunges into the water with a splash. Jackie sinks underwater still bound. Fade to black, then bubbles rise on the surface.]
FFinn
Have a nice swim, Chan.
Hope you haven't eaten for an hour. [waves mockingly]
[Jade, being held by the enforcers nearby, watches in horror] [gasp]
Jackie!
You! [points at Ratso] Fanboy. The doll. [points at Gnomecop atop a trash can]
GGnomecop
[investigating the trash can] sniff sniff TurboTroll is near...
[The enforcers run toward Gnomecop to catch him. Jade struggles in Tohru's hold, pulls out a TurboTroll toy, and gets Gnomecop's attention.]
GGnomecop
notices Gnomepower! [jumps over the enforcers toward Tohru; Jade slips free as Gnomecop distracts them]
Here he is~ and there he goes! [sticks TurboTroll in Tohru's pant leg; Gnomecop dives in after it in chase. Tohru spins around frantically trying to get Gnomecop out]
[Meanwhile, underwater: Jackie quickly unbinds himself from the wheelchair straps using his martial arts skills, kicks off the bottom with his good leg, and heads to the surface.]
[Jade runs and jumps in.]
Hang on, Jackie! [Jade cannonballs into the water without hesitation.]
[They miss each other initially underwater. Jade searches, sees only the empty wheelchair sinking.]
Jade! Jade?
[Jackie swims back down and taps her on the shoulder underwater.]
[Jade gets a big startled jump/reaction at first.]
[She instantly switches to huge relief when she sees he's safe and okay. They share a quick relieved moment underwater, before surfacing together toward the pier. Once surfaced, they share another hug/relief moment.]
FFinn
Big V, d-d'you think you c-could turn up the h-heat?
Allow me.
[Shendu breathes fire at them]
FFinn
That's plenty!
Much o-obliged.
Careful, Shendu. If you charbroil the help, they'll never find the next talisman.
The next talisman is insufficient, Valmont. I need all twelve to shed this petrified form, and regain my true powers.
We are working on it, Shendu.
With your customary ineptitude, once again, this Chan has snatched a talisman from your so-called professionals...
Too bad Chan ain't working for us!
Perhaps he can be persuaded...
It's not polite to hack into security systems that don't belong to you!
I saw a '7'!
I have translated the inscription on the back of the talisman! A very perplexing riddle...
'If activated, the noble Horse expels all alien forces within'.
I bet those 'alien forces' fly out and latch out onto human brains and turn people into mind-control zombies to conquer the world!
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
Uh, alien forces signal the Mother Ship to launch an invasion?
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
This... isn't the Martian talisman?
There is no such thing as Martians! The talismans are magic!
[Jackie Chan sees a Talisman in one of the eyes of Mt. Rushmore]
Ah, what big eyes, you have. Don't blink Mr. President. [reaches inand gets the talisman, only to reveal it is the Snake Talisman] The Snake Talisman? We already got that one.
[the counterfit Talisman opens up and injects Jackie with the poison, causing Jackie to drop it below; a weakened Jackie climbs back up only to be greeted by Valmont] Valmont!
[lifts Jackie up] Upsie-daisy! [Jackie assumes a fighting stance, revealing his wound] Ah, snake bite! Could be fatal.
You bring me all the way out here to poison me?
A rather appropriate lure, since the venom, now rushing through your veins, will soon turn you to stone.
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