Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 2, Episode 30
[Finn is dreaming of the Dark Hand performing with a rock band in front of an audience; mid-way through their song, Jackie leaps from a helicopter and grabs Finn by his collar]
But... we're not even doing anything wrong!
You are off-key. [punches Finn]
[inspecting a vase] Is this late Yuan Dynasty or early Ming?
Uh... It is from China. [Customer leaves the shop]
[scoffs] You are a terrible salesman! You must know the merchandise.
Uncle's right, Tohru. For example, this lovely lamp is from the junk dyansty.
You are not helping, Jade.
[in sales training, holding a painted duck]
Uh... Note the hand painted details and um... [clears throat] Duck shape?
How nice. I will take two.
Aiya! Tohru, you must mention its age. And Jackie, I did not believe your performance for a second.
Oh Uncle! Somebody made a sale.
Jade!
But wait! I also made an acquisition. [holds the Emerald of Killarney]
AIYA!
[This last exclamation echoes repeatedly into the world]
Infamous Emerald of Killarney. Feared throughout the world.
Feared?
That stone carries an Irish curse bringing endless bad luck to whomever possesses it. Jade, you are cursed!
Really? I don't feel cur- [wind suddenly blows money from her hand into a candle flame] I'M CURSED!
I got you into this, at least let me help get you out! Besides, you can't go to Ireland by yourself. You're cursed.
I can handle a little bad luck Jade.
Not without Uncle's lucky charms. [gives him a Garlic necklace] Garlic, good for digestion, and for luck. One more thing. [hands him a live rabbit] Rabbit's feet. They work better when they are still on the rabbit. [gives him a handful of radishes] And keep these with you at all times, or else...
Or else what?
The rabbit will get hungry!
[beckons to Uncle's Shop] That's where I unloaded the Emerald.
Chan?!
He has the stone?!
Of all the rotten luck!
Maybe we should track down a different emerald.
Yo, I'm the boss, and I say we're getting this emerald! Hey, maybe Chan was too much for the Dark Hand, but we are the Finn Experience!
Jade?
Uncle may go for garlic and rabbits, but we both know I'm your real good luck charm.
Jade, you are going back right- [suddenly pinched] Ow!
Top of the morning to ya.
You're going back- [pinched again] Ow! You're- [pinched again] Ow! Why does everyone keep doing that?!
'Cause this is Ireland, you're not wearing green, and it's kinda St. Patrick's Day.
[cellphone rings] Hello?
Jackie, I have been doing more research. Tohru is performing an Irish Good Luck spell for you. Is it working?
Don't- [pinched] Ow! -think so.
You call that an Irish Jig, Tohru? That spell says you must River Dance! [to Jackie] One more thing. To avoid bad luck, always wear a belt, beware of men named Seamus, and never stand with your back to an open door.
Are you making these up?
Do you want Uncle's help or not?!
[backs away from an open door] Bah! Open door! [backs into Finn, Ratso, and Chow] Ah! The Dark Hand?!
Not anymore. We are Finn and the Revolution!
I thought we were the Finn Experience.
Eh, I'm still playing around with names.
[grabbing Jackie] No one escapes from Finn, Wind, and Fire!
We never made this kind of coin working for the Dark Hand!
The Rolling Finns rock!
My solo debut just went triple platinum!
Face it, Chan. You're no match for Finn Halen! Now give me the emerald!
... willingly. [gives the emerald, and the curse to Finn]
So, how does it feel to be a loser, Chan?
Actually, I feel lucky.
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