[in sales training, holding a painted duck]
Uh... Note the hand painted details and um... [clears throat] Duck shape?
How nice. I will take two.
Aiya! Tohru, you must mention its age. And Jackie, I did not believe your performance for a second.
Oh Uncle! Somebody made a sale.
Jade!
But wait! I also made an acquisition. [holds the Emerald of Killarney]
AIYA!
[This last exclamation echoes repeatedly into the world]
Infamous Emerald of Killarney. Feared throughout the world.
Feared?
That stone carries an Irish curse bringing endless bad luck to whomever possesses it. Jade, you are cursed!
Really? I don't feel cur- [wind suddenly blows money from her hand into a candle flame] I'M CURSED!
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