Valmont? Where is the Dragon talisman?
My men are on it.
Your men could not find their own shadows, and your incompetence continues to stupefy me.
Oh? I'll stupefy you- [the Shadowkhan appear around him]
Temper, Valmont...
The arrogance of that over-sized lawn ornament.
Valmont! Check it out! [holding up the Dragon Talisman]
You actually did your job? Imagine!
You're not stoked?
[angrily] I'm absolutely giddy! [hurls the Dragon talisman into the wall, which activates the power, blasting a hole in the ceiling]
[infusing the Dragon Talisman to his hand] Puff, the Magic Dragon...
Mr. Chan, this is not the first time we've had a problem with Jade. Swinging from gym lamps, stealth walking with ladders, scaling the building with the fire hose...
Just like Jackie! He reminds me of a chimpanzee!
Uncle!
Now I don't know where Jade learned to fight...
From Jackie! He's a good teacher!
Uncle, shhhh! Ms. Hartman, I assure you, the martial arts are meant to discipline Jade, not teach her to-
Martial arts? Like karate?
Kung-fu! Best self defense! Whole body becomes a secret weapon!
Valmont, you are da bomb! Pun totally intended.
Hey, ain't ole dragon breath gonna start wondering where his rock is?
Pity. It's doing wonders for our cash flow.
One more heist, Big V?
One for the history books.
[after catching Jackie]
Jackie Chan! Finally, we meet. [holding up the Dragon Talisman] It was nice knowing you.
You really go for the gold, Mr. Chan. Fool's gold.
You know, Valmont? I was wondering, what is one of these worth? An all expenses paid trip to Melvin World? [tosses a gold brick into the water]
You'll pay for that!
[Jackie begins throwing dozens of gold bricks into the water]
What about these? A new Ferrari?
Chan!
A summer home? Your own private island to build it on? A robot butler for that home?
ARGH! [blasts his ship in half] Blast.
Shendu, I beg your forgiveness.
You may earn it. Rumor tells of a talisman hidden at the North Pole. Dress warmly...
I make such a good Jackie.
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