Mr. Chan, this is not the first time we've had a problem with Jade. Swinging from gym lamps, stealth walking with ladders, scaling the building with the fire hose...
Just like Jackie! He reminds me of a chimpanzee!
Uncle!
Now I don't know where Jade learned to fight...
From Jackie! He's a good teacher!
Uncle, shhhh! Ms. Hartman, I assure you, the martial arts are meant to discipline Jade, not teach her to-
Martial arts? Like karate?
Kung-fu! Best self defense! Whole body becomes a secret weapon!
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