IZombie · Season 1
You might remember Chief? You had him shot in the face. Oh, and Candy. You tortured her, cut off her fingers. Have fun, you guys. Come find me when he's ready to make a new will. Oh, and avoid the face. We wanna leave him camera-ready.
[Blaine heads upstairs leaving Angus to the zombie Chief and zombie Candy] Blaine. Son!
[last lines]
[Major, Ravi and Liv find the dead body in the open field] Oh! Whoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yeah! Yay!
[first lines]
[Ravi tells Major and Liv what he salvaged from their unburied Utopium bodies] Stomach acid ate through all of the tainted Utopium-filled condoms they swallowed, but luckily, one of them had the good sense to stash these in their prison wallet, allowing me to salvage enough powder...
If not your dignity.
...to create more cure.
'We must become the change we wish to see in the world.' That's Gandhi.
Your boss is Gandhi?
No, the quote is Gandhi.
I know that. Of course I know that. I'm British. That manky old git cost us the crown jewel of our empire.
We're in The Twilight Zone.
Did you happen to catch her last words?
'I'll get the pooper-scooper!' Then, ker-splat.
You ever play Dungeons & Dragons, Blaine?
What's your notion of Heaven, Clive?
Just, you know, Heaven-heaven.
Except in "Clive-Heaven" things are a little bit tougher than here on Earth.
So, what brings you down here on this beautiful morning?
It's raining.
[Liv with a smile] That's liquid sunshine, my friend. Don't believe me? Ask a farmer. Or a duck.
Or Gene Kelly.
Very airy, Gary Derryberry.
Now, imagine how put out the guy who invented the polio vaccine must've been. You know, what with all the impatient children dying of polio stacking up.
Jonas Salk is the man's name. Perhaps if he'd score a touchback for the Huskers.
Or a touchdown for the Huskies.
The real estate agent Gary... Derryberry, is meeting us there.
Gary Derryberry?
[Liv gasps] You know him?
No, but he sounds like a hoot!
Ma'am, I'm arresting you for breaking and entering.
Your lips are movin', but it's the system talkin'!
[Liv examines Leslie Morgan's brain and finds a piece of concrete in it]
[Liv holds up a piece of Leslie's brain] You missed a piece of sidewalk.
Fiber.
You won't ask a poor orphaned girl for her alibi? Clive would. But not you. You're a softie like me.
You know, I'm offended. I'm just as hard as the next man. Yeah? Be it Clive, or Jason Statham, or Dwayne Johnson. A man so hard, he was once called The Rock.
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