IZombie · Season 1
[Pam sings a song she wrote for her boss Leslie Morgan while at Leslie's memorial service]
[singing] Leslie, Leslie, I loved you like my bestie / I'm making cappuccinos, roll up like Al Pacino / Leslie, Leslie, Leslie, in peace may you rest-ie.
Bonjour, Darcy I've been at the lab all day, so I didn't really get a chance to primp. So, apologies if my hair looks like I've been driving with my head outside the window of the Millennium Falcon.
Is that the new ford? The one for millennials?
[Ravi chuckles] Ford. Well played. Wait, what?
Hmm?
Hmm? The millennium falcon. A modified yt-1300 light freighter? Piloted by Han Solo? Played by Harrison Ford in Star Wars.
Oh, Star Wars. Right.
[Ravi smiles] Yeah.
I've never seen it.
[when Ravi loses all expression in his face]
Maybe this is God's way of saying, 'Whoa, Seattle, too much coffee.'
Not just any coffee. Positivity has Seattle's best coffee, verified by three straight titles in the local alt weekly reader's poll. Served up by the city's foxiest cashier. That part's simply my opinion.
I remember my first. It went so smooth, like filling out a 1040A. Afterwards, I treated myself to a steak. Double cut. Medium rare. It's a nice tradition.
[about Blaine] Remember his nickname?
No.
Chinatown. 'Cause you gave him a corner right in the middle. Of the blue cobras' territory, told him it was his if he could hold it.
In Chinatown. Got it. Great story.
No. That's not how he got his name. He got it from the way he took the corner. He recruited these two 'roided-up Asian dudes from the gym. And put blue cobra tattoos on 'em. Had 'em grab the beat cop that worked that corner. They sliced open his nostril like Nicholson's. In Chinatown.
Little test here, Liv. Jennifer Lawrence, out of my league?
She'd be lucky to have you.
Of course she would.
Oh, look, Clive, they're collecting money to get Pam out of jail.
Pam would never hurt Leslie. It's not just me saying that. So is the money in the jar.
The jar is half-empty.
It's half-full.
She made a point of hiring the less-advantaged. So that they could have a second chance. Or even a third chance.
How many chances did Pam get?
Lots.
Something that body snatcher that replaced my mom after The Beacon Forum never understood. Love makes you stupid.
Pardon my French, Gilbert. Your ass is grass.
"A work of art is a confession." You know who said that?
Albert Camus.
A French literary rock star.
He was Algerian.
Of French descent. Work with me.
Right, well, if you forgot anything, just haul me in, cold-cock me, and we can talk.
Cold what you?
Seattle's Daily Grind uses the same exact coffee. Same beans, same methods. You know what the difference is? They draw a little flower in the foam.
I love those flowers!
I did. I was a hell of a Dungeon Master. If players screwed up, they did something dumb, they paid the price. But... as they were bleeding out on the battlefield, there was always a Hail Mary. The God call. That 1% chance the God that they worshipped would come down from the heavens, smite their enemies and save them. I suggest you make your God call.
Science is a marathon, not a sprint.
[Liv finds out the true identity of Gilda, punching her in the face]
[Gilda on the ground] So, Gilda, or Rita, or whatever the hell your name is. How many pictures of Major did I have around the house? Did you hunt him down on Tinder using a phony name? Or... no. You knew he was a trainer. That's how you found him? Those lingerie shots that you sent him when you knew your texts were already tearing me up. Was that part of the fun?
I...
You know what? I don't want to hear your side of it. You're a sick bitch and I just want you out now. Because at midnight, I'm going to hunt down anything you left behind and burn it.
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