My last shot. Gotta make it count. Hey, Russell!
Oh, you did it! They’re gone!
Problem solved. All it took was the hoof of friendship… and every one of Dad’s pumpkins.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
How many more?
Don't ask. Just scrub.
[Reading a comic book zoomed in] Once, there was a city riddled with crime. Boom! Aah! [starts speaking in a criminal-like voice] "Hey, let's do crimes and stuff! Yeah! Take that, lady! But–" [gasps] Who's this? [normal voice] He's a cop. He's a dad. He's Cop Dad! On his rocket-powered llama.
[The scene zooms out to normal]
Cop Dad doesn't ride a rocket-powered llama.
He does in the comics.
Okay, sure, but he doesn't in any movies.
He might in the new one.
Yeah. (That's right.) It starts in half an hour. We should probably go.
[holding a paper] Cop Dad is so cool.
Imagine having parents that cool.
[George can be seen coming in the kitchen wearing a robe with a pickle sandwich in his hand, the pickle drops out and falls on the floor. Annie and Pony stare at him.]
[looks] What?
Nope, never gonna happen.
You sure about that?
[Annie and Pony turn around to find Helen dressed in a neighborhood watch vest. Annie and Pony gasping happily.]
It's our slow season, so I thought I'd find some excitement and danger. This city needs a hero, and that's me, dishing out justice and mopping up crime.
It's the neighborhood watch, Helen, not the SWAT team.
Oh, you're just jealous I got the gig and you didn't.
Jealous? I've got a hot bath and a pickle sandwich. What could be better than that?
See you later, kids. I've got streets to keep clean. [steps out the room and then pops back in] Clean of crime in case that wasn't clear.
[amazed] Wow. Okay, let's go to the movies.
No, no, no, no, no. Why go see "Cop Dad" when we've got the real thing?
[We now see it cut back to the street again, Helen can be knocking away a cone, the scene then moves to Annie, Pony and Clara peeking around the corner.]
Good, right?
Clara: Yeah, that was great. [Heston topples on top of her]
Heston: What did I miss? [Then Brian comes in and topples on top of him]
Brian: Was it cool? What happened so far?
Clara: So that's Cop Mom. You just missed a cool action sequence. But, I think it's gonna get better, right, Annie?
Annie: Um... yeah. Just keep watching. [Annie and Pony move into the corner and the rest of her friends topple over off-screen] We've got gotta do something else, Pony.
Pony: [Gasps]
Annie: No kidnapping.
Pony: Oh [Gasps]
Annie: I said no kidnapping.
Pony: Oh.
Annie: We need a big case, Pony.
Pony: Leave it to me. I know what to do. [The scene cuts to outside the cafe where Pony can be seen painting something on a wall. Annie looks at the graffiti on the wall]
Annie: Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas.
Pony: Yeah, they do. Now we just call Mom and get her to the scene of the crime.
[off-screen] It's over, Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned! Come out with your hands up!
NNed
Harry, we're surrounded. We're coming out!
HHarry
What? Who's out there? [Noodleneck Ned opens the door]
NNed
There's everything, Harry. There's cops. There's cops in cars. Cops on rocket-powered llamas!
HHarry
Rocket-powered llamas? Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas. It's a trick! [Ned squints his eyes and begins to see the cops as just graffiti, Harry then stares at them on the wall] They're all just lousy pictures. What's the matter with you?
NNed
I don't have my glasses. They wouldn't fit over my mask.
HHarry
[Facepalms] Ugh! Come on, let's get outta here.
[Both of them attempt to run off, but they both pulled by some tape used by Helen, and fall to the ground]
BCBrian, Clara, and Heston
Wow!
APAnnie and Pony
[Singing] Cop Mom!
Annie?
Hey, Mom. [They both run to each other]
Wow, Annie. Your mom really is cool.
I never needed to fake anything to show how cool you are.
Well, maybe now you'll realize parents can be cool.
HHarry
[runs away] That's what you think! You'll never take me in, Cop Mom! [tries to run off, but ends up slipping on the pickle from earlier]
[can be seen coming in pick it up] Ha, ha, ha! [puts it back in his sandwich, sighs, about to eat it, but stops suddenly] Huh? [Everyone glances at George in the distance] What? (Why are you guys looking at me like that?)
Come on, you're taking forever.
Found it.
That's the first one you tried on.
Oh, maybe. I should–
No, no, no. That one's perfect.
Okay.
Come on, let's go.
Snow fun, here we come.
Ha, it's Pony. What's he doing?
Who (knows or) cares? Load up. Hey, Pony! Eat snow!
Cold thunder!
Look at that. I'm telling you, this is going to be a disaster.
Oh, squirrel. They have feet?
Don't be mean, Henrietta. You can't just appear out of nowhere being all negative.
I think I just did. [clapped back]
Well, you shouldn't. Pony doesn't always mess up. He's my enthusiastic buddy who– [a bunch of squirrels and cement fell on Pony]
You were saying?
[annoyed] Ugh, do you mind?
Yes, could you please go back to Chapter 1?
No, get your own copy.
We tried! Pony used the money for a harmonica and now they're sold out!
Not my problem.
Come on, I'm desperate to read it. I'll pay you. How much?
I don't want your money.
You must want something! What about a trade?
[Pony gets out his harmonica, but it has slobber on it.]
Ugh, no!
Would you trade it for a pony ride? [whispers to Annie as she rolled her eyes] You may have to dress up like a pony.
Your cousin's having a party at the yaht club?
Wish we could come.
No, you don't. Barrington's a snob and his friends are jerks. I'm not going.
Annie, I can't go by myself. Promise you'll be there.
[the car drives off]
We will.
Say you'll promise!
Promise!
Again!
I promise!
I'm counting on you!
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