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S1 E15

It's Pony · Season 1, Episode 15

Officer (Pony), Ned and others in “Unfinished Business”

[off-screen] It's over, Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned! Come out with your hands up!

NNed

Harry, we're surrounded. We're coming out!

HHarry

What? Who's out there? [Noodleneck Ned opens the door]

NNed

There's everything, Harry. There's cops. There's cops in cars. Cops on rocket-powered llamas!

HHarry

Rocket-powered llamas? Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas. It's a trick! [Ned squints his eyes and begins to see the cops as just graffiti, Harry then stares at them on the wall] They're all just lousy pictures. What's the matter with you?

NNed

I don't have my glasses. They wouldn't fit over my mask.

HHarry

[Facepalms] Ugh! Come on, let's get outta here.

[Both of them attempt to run off, but they both pulled by some tape used by Helen, and fall to the ground]

BCBrian, Clara, and Heston

Wow!

APAnnie and Pony

[Singing] Cop Mom!

Annie?

Hey, Mom. [They both run to each other]

Wow, Annie. Your mom really is cool.

I never needed to fake anything to show how cool you are.

Well, maybe now you'll realize parents can be cool.

HHarry

[runs away] That's what you think! You'll never take me in, Cop Mom! [tries to run off, but ends up slipping on the pickle from earlier]

[can be seen coming in pick it up] Ha, ha, ha! [puts it back in his sandwich, sighs, about to eat it, but stops suddenly] Huh? [Everyone glances at George in the distance] What? (Why are you guys looking at me like that?)

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