Pony quotes from It's Pony

Pony

Stand back, Annie! I got this! Mind power! [later gets run over] It was going a lot faster before I ponied it.

Pony

Quick, gimme your boot.

Annie Bramley

It's Pony.

Pony

[high pitch] Shorts!

Pony

Why are we getting Mom and Dad coffee?

Annie

They never get us coffee. They need it to wake up. They're like zombies without coffee.

George

Pony! Ugh, not my toothbrush! [grunting] Get out of the bathroom!

Pony

I just don't know how to please that man.

Annie

Maybe make him breakfast. That's what Mom does instead of apologizing.

Pony

Dad, I'm making you breakfast!

George

No, you're not.

Pony

Yes, I am.

George

Don't you dare.

Pony

He dared me. Now I have to do it.

Annie

There, finished.

Pony

What is it?

Annie

My homework for Monday.

Pony

It's only Friday.

Annie

It means it frees up the whole weekend.

Annie

I had to guess a few things, like the title of the homework, the subject of the homework... Even if we have homework for Monday.

Pony

Well, the front cover looks very good.

Annie

The whole thing is very good. It's the tale of a clever and beautiful tween, and her champion stallion.

Pony

You really captured my essence.

Pony

What were you trying to tell me?

Annie

I was just trying to say "thank you".

Pony

For what?

Annie

For giving me my homework.

Pony

Aw, Annie, that was ages ago.

Annie

Yeah, I know.

Pony

See you after school, then.

Annie

See you later, Pony.

Pony

And I'll stay out of trouble.

Annie

[chuckles] Yeah, okay.

Hey, Annie, you hear the news? No homework for Monday. [laughs] Whoo-hoo!

Annie

I love my boots and all, but nothing beats a pair of genuine Leave-on Chiffon sneakers.

Pony

Unless it's a genuine Leave-On Chiffon neck brace.

[clearing throat] Hi, Annie.

Annie

Hey, Clara. Sorry, in late.

So what'd you get for #2?

Annie

X = 134.

Oh, I got "X = 189".

Annie

Okay, well, let's figure it out.

Pony

Whoo-hoo!

What's Pony doing?

Annie

Oh, he found some springs in the dumpster. Now he thinks he's a kangaroo or something. Just ignore him. Anyway, I got 134 by– AAH! Pony, can you–? Ah! (Ow!)

Annie

Pony!

Pony

Hi, Annie. Question - what's Heston's favorite ice cream, is it chocolate mint or mint chocolate chip?

Annie

Where are you? Didn't you say you were visiting a friend?

Pony

Yeah. I met my friend, Guessepi's ice cream stand. I got us all ice cream.

Annie

Aw, that's so sweet. I bet everyone wishes they had a pony.

Pony

Well… I better go deliver this to Clara, Brian, Heston, and Beatrice.

Annie

You may wanna skip Beatrice. (How about you give one of them to Fred or Gerry instead? Long story.)

Pony

Where are we going?

Annie Bramley

To make our dreams come true.

Pony

I got into unicorn school!?

Annie

The farmer's market!

Annie

Dad, we missed the bus! Can you give me a ride to school?

George

[grunts] He got me! The scruffy stowaway hijacked my truck! He must have been hiding in the empty boxes I picked up at the pet store! [kicks a box] (Sorry, what were you saying, Annie?)

Annie

(Uh, never mind.) Looks like we're walking. Come on, Pony. You made me late, you have to walk with me.

Pony

Hey, you know I'm no good with things that pop. Balloons, bubbles, that guy's head in that horror movie…

Hey, guys, need a ride?

Pony

[whispering] It's Beatrice.

Annie

Oh, come on, she's not so bad. Let's just be nice to her. I'm sure she won't…

[squeezing Pony] Squeeze! You are so adorable! I love cats and dogs and birds and chinchillas, but especially horses!

Annie

Look, I found dad's old tent! Help me figure out how to put it up.

Pony

[grunting] As soon as I get this bear trap open.

Annie

It's not a bear trap, it's a camp chair.

Pony

Pretty sure it's a trap.

George

Are you sure it's okay with the school for Pony to go on the camping trip?

Pony

[with his head stuck inside the camping chair] I'm a chaperone!

George

No, you're not!

Annie

It's definitely okay. It's a nature weekend, and he loves nature!

Pony

And nature loves me, we're old friends. It'll be great to catch up! I can't wait!

George

Fine, it'll be nice to have some peace and quiet around here for a change.

Annie

This trip is going to be so great, everybody's going! Clara, Gerry, Heston. We'll probably stay up late telling ghost stories! Do I know a ghost story? I need to learn a ghost story.

Annie

[sighs] Another place we're banned from.

Pony

This means we can go on the camping trip after all!

Annie

I don't see how, everybody's tents are ruined.

Pony

Not everyone's tent. [Annie and her friends go camping at a campsite] This is the life, I love connecting with nature.

There's room in the hot tub.

Pony

[throws his cotton candy] My turn! [runs to the hot tub] Cannonball!

Don't do it!

No!

We need a new chaperone.

George

[from inside] Pony, why would you ever…?! [grunts] Oh, my god! Pony!!

Annie

What did you do?

Pony

I'll tell you when you're older.

Annie

Tell me now!

Pony

You'll just get mad and throw lettuce at me like Dad did.

Annie

So it was something to do with lettuce, so something with Dad?