[logs in] First, yes! [Heston logs in] Heston, it's just me and you, dude, the bros, guys in the house. What do you wanna talk about?
[disappointed] Oh, hi, Clara.
[logs in] Of course he's gonna bite if you hold him like that. Hi, everyone. Where's Annie?
Hospital, probably. Last time I saw her, Pony totally wrecked her.
I saw Pony release a wild animal on her.
HHeston
I saw him flooding the place. It was insane.
I don't know how she deals with it.
OMG! Are you crazy? I would love to have a pony. He is so adorable.
HHeston
A glutton for punishment.
Oh, hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What were you talking about?
CHClara, Heston, and Brian
Nothing.
So… looks pretty quiet in there.
Yeah, Pony's not here. I told him I had to do this homework, so he went to visit a friend.
Uh… what friend, o-one of his friends or one of yours?
Hmm. Well, he didn't say.
Think, Annie. Where could he be going? It's important. My family's hosting a big fundraising lunch.
Well, (before he left,) he did say he was hungry.
[panicked] Hungry? Really? Then he knows! Everybody out! Move it! Pack it up! Go, go, go! Everyone to the safe house! (I'll call you back!) [signs off]
Guys, can you all just stop panicking? Look, can we just… Heston, did you leave home?
HHeston
Uh, no. Just another one of my awesome computer backgrounds. Definitely not hiding my new computer from Pony.
Wow, that's a very realistic one. It looks like you're in an alley.
HHeston
[laughs] Why would I go to an alley to hide my new computer from Pony?
HHeston
Oh, those guys? Th-th-they come with the background.
[The doors lock them out]
[sighs] Another place we're banned from.
This means we can go on the camping trip after all!
I don't see how, everybody's tents are ruined.
Not everyone's tent. [Annie and her friends go camping at a campsite] This is the life, I love connecting with nature.
There's room in the hot tub.
[throws his cotton candy] My turn! [runs to the hot tub] Cannonball!
[Pony cannonballs in the tub and the water splashes on everyone.]
HHeston
We need a new chaperone.
Will you please tell me what you did?
HHeston
Annie, Pony! Check out my cool trick! [slides then falls]
[whispers] What should we do?
[whispers] I don't know, clap? [she and Pony do so]
HHeston
Oh, stop. I'm still working on it, okay? What are you guys up to?
Not much. We had to leave the house kind of suddenly, so here we are.
HHeston
What happened? [Pony whispers in his ear] Eww… Is that even possible? Maybe you should come live with me from now on.
[off-screen] It's over, Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned! Come out with your hands up!
NNed
Harry, we're surrounded. We're coming out!
HHarry
What? Who's out there? [Noodleneck Ned opens the door]
NNed
There's everything, Harry. There's cops. There's cops in cars. Cops on rocket-powered llamas!
HHarry
Rocket-powered llamas? Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas. It's a trick! [Ned squints his eyes and begins to see the cops as just graffiti, Harry then stares at them on the wall] They're all just lousy pictures. What's the matter with you?
NNed
I don't have my glasses. They wouldn't fit over my mask.
HHarry
[Facepalms] Ugh! Come on, let's get outta here.
[Both of them attempt to run off, but they both pulled by some tape used by Helen, and fall to the ground]
BCBrian, Clara, and Heston
Wow!
APAnnie and Pony
[Singing] Cop Mom!
Hey, Mom. [They both run to each other]
Wow, Annie. Your mom really is cool.
I never needed to fake anything to show how cool you are.
Well, maybe now you'll realize parents can be cool.
HHarry
[runs away] That's what you think! You'll never take me in, Cop Mom! [tries to run off, but ends up slipping on the pickle from earlier]
[can be seen coming in pick it up] Ha, ha, ha! [puts it back in his sandwich, sighs, about to eat it, but stops suddenly] Huh? [Everyone glances at George in the distance] What? (Why are you guys looking at me like that?)
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