Clara Bornstein quotes from It's Pony

[clearing throat] Hi, Annie.

Annie

Hey, Clara. Sorry, in late.

So what'd you get for #2?

Annie

X = 134.

Oh, I got "X = 189".

Annie

Okay, well, let's figure it out.

Pony

Whoo-hoo!

What's Pony doing?

Annie

Oh, he found some springs in the dumpster. Now he thinks he's a kangaroo or something. Just ignore him. Anyway, I got 134 by– AAH! Pony, can you–? Ah! (Ow!)

[logs in] First, yes! [Heston logs in] Heston, it's just me and you, dude, the bros, guys in the house. What do you wanna talk about?

[logs in] Hi, guys.

[disappointed] Oh, hi, Clara.

[logs in] Of course he's gonna bite if you hold him like that. Hi, everyone. Where's Annie?

Hospital, probably. Last time I saw her, Pony totally wrecked her.

I saw Pony release a wild animal on her.

I saw him flooding the place. It was insane.

I don't know how she deals with it.

OMG! Are you crazy? I would love to have a pony. He is so adorable.

Better her than me.

A glutton for punishment.

Annie

Oh, hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What were you talking about?

Nothing.

Pony.

Annie

Huh? (Oh, well.)

So… looks pretty quiet in there.

Annie

Yeah, Pony's not here. I told him I had to do this homework, so he went to visit a friend.

Uh… what friend, o-one of his friends or one of yours?

Annie

Hmm. Well, he didn't say.

Think, Annie. Where could he be going? It's important. My family's hosting a big fundraising lunch.

Annie

Well, (before he left,) he did say he was hungry.

[panicked] Hungry? Really? Then he knows! Everybody out! Move it! Pack it up! Go, go, go! Everyone to the safe house! (I'll call you back!) [signs off]

Annie

[sighs] Another place we're banned from.

Pony

This means we can go on the camping trip after all!

Annie

I don't see how, everybody's tents are ruined.

Pony

Not everyone's tent. [Annie and her friends go camping at a campsite] This is the life, I love connecting with nature.

There's room in the hot tub.

Pony

[throws his cotton candy] My turn! [runs to the hot tub] Cannonball!

Don't do it!

No!

We need a new chaperone.

We're doom!

Gerry, I always loved you!

Wait, what?

Officer (Pony)

[off-screen] It's over, Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned! Come out with your hands up!

Harry, we're surrounded. We're coming out!

What? Who's out there? [Noodleneck Ned opens the door]

There's everything, Harry. There's cops. There's cops in cars. Cops on rocket-powered llamas!

Rocket-powered llamas? Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas. It's a trick! [Ned squints his eyes and begins to see the cops as just graffiti, Harry then stares at them on the wall] They're all just lousy pictures. What's the matter with you?

I don't have my glasses. They wouldn't fit over my mask.

[Facepalms] Ugh! Come on, let's get outta here.

Wow!

[Singing] Cop Mom!

Helen

Annie?

Annie

Hey, Mom. [They both run to each other]

Wow, Annie. Your mom really is cool.

Annie

I never needed to fake anything to show how cool you are.

Helen

Well, maybe now you'll realize parents can be cool.

[runs away] That's what you think! You'll never take me in, Cop Mom! [tries to run off, but ends up slipping on the pickle from earlier]

George

[can be seen coming in pick it up] Ha, ha, ha! [puts it back in his sandwich, sighs, about to eat it, but stops suddenly] Huh? [Everyone glances at George in the distance] What? (Why are you guys looking at me like that?)

Annie

Your cousin's having a party at the yaht club?

Wish we could come.

No, you don't. Barrington's a snob and his friends are jerks. I'm not going.

Annie, I can't go by myself. Promise you'll be there.

Annie

We will.

Say you'll promise!

Annie

Promise!

Again!

Annie

I promise!

I'm counting on you!