George Bramley quotes from It&#039;s Pony

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Scenes with George Bramley 12

Helen Bramley

Don't worry, we're still alive.

George Bramley

We're just out of coffee.

Phew. We'll go and get you some more. Won't we, Pony?

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George

Pony! Ugh, not my toothbrush! [grunting] Get out of the bathroom!

I just don't know how to please that man.

Maybe make him breakfast. That's what Mom does instead of apologizing.

Dad, I'm making you breakfast!

George

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

George

Don't you dare.

He dared me. Now I have to do it.

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Dad, we missed the bus! Can you give me a ride to school?

George

[grunts] He got me! The scruffy stowaway hijacked my truck! He must have been hiding in the empty boxes I picked up at the pet store! [kicks a box] (Sorry, what were you saying, Annie?)

(Uh, never mind.) Looks like we're walking. Come on, Pony. You made me late, you have to walk with me.

Hey, you know I'm no good with things that pop. Balloons, bubbles, that guy's head in that horror movie…

BBeatrice

Hey, guys, need a ride?

[whispering] It's Beatrice.

Oh, come on, she's not so bad. Let's just be nice to her. I'm sure she won't…

BBeatrice

[squeezing Pony] Squeeze! You are so adorable! I love cats and dogs and birds and chinchillas, but especially horses!

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[Pony is trying to open a foldable chair grunting.]

Look, I found dad's old tent! Help me figure out how to put it up.

[grunting] As soon as I get this bear trap open.

It's not a bear trap, it's a camp chair.

Pretty sure it's a trap.

George

Are you sure it's okay with the school for Pony to go on the camping trip?

[with his head stuck inside the camping chair] I'm a chaperone!

George

No, you're not!

It's definitely okay. It's a nature weekend, and he loves nature!

And nature loves me, we're old friends. It'll be great to catch up! I can't wait!

George

Fine, it'll be nice to have some peace and quiet around here for a change.

This trip is going to be so great, everybody's going! Clara, Gerry, Heston. We'll probably stay up late telling ghost stories! Do I know a ghost story? I need to learn a ghost story.

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George

[from inside] Pony, why would you ever…?! [grunts] Oh, my god! Pony!!

What did you do?

I'll tell you when you're older.

Tell me now!

You'll just get mad and throw lettuce at me like Dad did.

So it was something to do with lettuce, so something with Dad?

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George

Hold up. Pony. Pony? Pony!

[crushes the melons and the pea carefully] What's next?

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Pony, you did it! (You saved my life… and the truck.)

Didn't need a piano.

[hugs Pony] Ohh...

[A car drives up.]

George

Annie! Ah, you're safe. (Come to Daddy. Were you scared?)

Thanks, Pony. That was amazing. You saved Annie.

Does that you (or mostly Dad) won't make me live in the dumpster with Old Barry?

George

What? (Why would you say that?)

We're afraid you were gonna get rid of Pony because he wasn't useful.

We would never do that. (Especially your father, Annie.) Pony's a part of the family.

George

[to Pony] (She's right. Just because I got mad at you at being useless, it doesn't mean I'll get rid of you.) Besides, you might not be that good of looking after melons, but... you pretty good of looking my girl, so that's one thing.

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♪ Today's the day, so get there early. ♪ [taps the truck] ♪ Don't miss out on Swirly Shirley. ♪

Swirly Shirley is the most delicious milkshake ever created, and it's only sold one day of the year.

George

Never heard of it.

You must have at least heard the song. Pony's been singing it all day.

♪ If your hair is straight or curly.

If you like your milkshakes whirly.

Get yourself a… ♪

PBPony and a builder

♪ ...Swirly Shirley. ♪

George

That's Pony? I thought that was a busted radio.

He's stuck on repeat.

It's been a while since we had a day at the mall.

George

A day? I don't wanna spend the whole day there.

Oh, no, me neither. A card for Mrs. Okaba, and that's it. Maybe a few samples at the food court.

George

Ah, then we will be there all day.

♪ Whirly, today's the day, so get there early. ♪

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That was awesome. I feel totally better.

Oh, good…

George

Oh, Helen, I don't feel so good.

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[Henrietta walks to Annie and Pony.]

Please don't say anything. I feel bad enough.

HHenrietta

About what? I owe you an apology. I loved your dad's speech. So inspiring. Now I know what I wanna be.

A farmer?

HHenrietta

No way, I wanna be an internet sensation like your dad. [shows her a video of George, acting like a wild animal] It's got like a zillion hits.

George

[video] Pointy, pointy, pointer.

[Henrietta walks off]

I told you I make everything better!

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[Reading a comic book zoomed in] Once, there was a city riddled with crime. Boom! Aah! [starts speaking in a criminal-like voice] "Hey, let's do crimes and stuff! Yeah! Take that, lady! But–" [gasps] Who's this? [normal voice] He's a cop. He's a dad. He's Cop Dad! On his rocket-powered llama.

[The scene zooms out to normal]

Cop Dad doesn't ride a rocket-powered llama.

He does in the comics.

Okay, sure, but he doesn't in any movies.

He might in the new one.

Yeah. (That's right.) It starts in half an hour. We should probably go.

[holding a paper] Cop Dad is so cool.

Imagine having parents that cool.

[George can be seen coming in the kitchen wearing a robe with a pickle sandwich in his hand, the pickle drops out and falls on the floor. Annie and Pony stare at him.]

George

[looks] What?

Nope, never gonna happen.

You sure about that?

[Annie and Pony turn around to find Helen dressed in a neighborhood watch vest. Annie and Pony gasping happily.]

It's our slow season, so I thought I'd find some excitement and danger. This city needs a hero, and that's me, dishing out justice and mopping up crime.

George

It's the neighborhood watch, Helen, not the SWAT team.

Oh, you're just jealous I got the gig and you didn't.

George

Jealous? I've got a hot bath and a pickle sandwich. What could be better than that?

See you later, kids. I've got streets to keep clean. [steps out the room and then pops back in] Clean of crime in case that wasn't clear.

[amazed] Wow. Okay, let's go to the movies.

No, no, no, no, no. Why go see "Cop Dad" when we've got the real thing?

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Officer (Pony)

[off-screen] It's over, Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned! Come out with your hands up!

NNed

Harry, we're surrounded. We're coming out!

HHarry

What? Who's out there? [Noodleneck Ned opens the door]

NNed

There's everything, Harry. There's cops. There's cops in cars. Cops on rocket-powered llamas!

HHarry

Rocket-powered llamas? Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas. It's a trick! [Ned squints his eyes and begins to see the cops as just graffiti, Harry then stares at them on the wall] They're all just lousy pictures. What's the matter with you?

NNed

I don't have my glasses. They wouldn't fit over my mask.

HHarry

[Facepalms] Ugh! Come on, let's get outta here.

[Both of them attempt to run off, but they both pulled by some tape used by Helen, and fall to the ground]

BCBrian, Clara, and Heston

Wow!

APAnnie and Pony

[Singing] Cop Mom!

Annie?

Hey, Mom. [They both run to each other]

BBrian

Wow, Annie. Your mom really is cool.

I never needed to fake anything to show how cool you are.

Well, maybe now you'll realize parents can be cool.

HHarry

[runs away] That's what you think! You'll never take me in, Cop Mom! [tries to run off, but ends up slipping on the pickle from earlier]

George

[can be seen coming in pick it up] Ha, ha, ha! [puts it back in his sandwich, sighs, about to eat it, but stops suddenly] Huh? [Everyone glances at George in the distance] What? (Why are you guys looking at me like that?)