[Reading a comic book zoomed in] Once, there was a city riddled with crime. Boom! Aah! [starts speaking in a criminal-like voice] "Hey, let's do crimes and stuff! Yeah! Take that, lady! But–" [gasps] Who's this? [normal voice] He's a cop. He's a dad. He's Cop Dad! On his rocket-powered llama.
[The scene zooms out to normal]
Cop Dad doesn't ride a rocket-powered llama.
He does in the comics.
Okay, sure, but he doesn't in any movies.
He might in the new one.
Yeah. (That's right.) It starts in half an hour. We should probably go.
[holding a paper] Cop Dad is so cool.
Imagine having parents that cool.
[George can be seen coming in the kitchen wearing a robe with a pickle sandwich in his hand, the pickle drops out and falls on the floor. Annie and Pony stare at him.]
[looks] What?
Nope, never gonna happen.
You sure about that?
[Annie and Pony turn around to find Helen dressed in a neighborhood watch vest. Annie and Pony gasping happily.]
It's our slow season, so I thought I'd find some excitement and danger. This city needs a hero, and that's me, dishing out justice and mopping up crime.
It's the neighborhood watch, Helen, not the SWAT team.
Oh, you're just jealous I got the gig and you didn't.
Jealous? I've got a hot bath and a pickle sandwich. What could be better than that?
See you later, kids. I've got streets to keep clean. [steps out the room and then pops back in] Clean of crime in case that wasn't clear.
[amazed] Wow. Okay, let's go to the movies.
No, no, no, no, no. Why go see "Cop Dad" when we've got the real thing?
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