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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Pony, you did it! (You saved my life… and the truck.)

Didn't need a piano.

[hugs Pony] Ohh...

[A car drives up.]

Annie! Ah, you're safe. (Come to Daddy. Were you scared?)

Thanks, Pony. That was amazing. You saved Annie.

Does that you (or mostly Dad) won't make me live in the dumpster with Old Barry?

What? (Why would you say that?)

We're afraid you were gonna get rid of Pony because he wasn't useful.

We would never do that. (Especially your father, Annie.) Pony's a part of the family.

[to Pony] (She's right. Just because I got mad at you at being useless, it doesn't mean I'll get rid of you.) Besides, you might not be that good of looking after melons, but... you pretty good of looking my girl, so that's one thing.

♪ Today's the day, so get there early. ♪ [taps the truck] ♪ Don't miss out on Swirly Shirley. ♪

Swirly Shirley is the most delicious milkshake ever created, and it's only sold one day of the year.

Never heard of it.

You must have at least heard the song. Pony's been singing it all day.

♪ If your hair is straight or curly.

If you like your milkshakes whirly.

Get yourself a… ♪

PBPony and a builder

♪ ...Swirly Shirley. ♪

That's Pony? I thought that was a busted radio.

He's stuck on repeat.

It's been a while since we had a day at the mall.

A day? I don't wanna spend the whole day there.

Oh, no, me neither. A card for Mrs. Okaba, and that's it. Maybe a few samples at the food court.

Ah, then we will be there all day.

♪ Whirly, today's the day, so get there early. ♪

Where is it, where is it?!

♪ Like your milkshake- ♪

There! It's right there at the other end! We have to get all the way to here. This place is a maze of distractions. This may be the hardest thing we've ever had to do.

[a little later]

Huh, not the hardest thing we've had to do.

And we've got 8 minutes left! We're the best. Quick, let's drink it and get back.

No, no, stop, don't rush it. We need to savor the Swirly Shirley.

Then let's go back to the truck first and enjoy it there.

Okay, good plan, let's go. ♪ Get yourself a Swirly Shirley ♪

How can you possibly sleep through this racket?

[yawning] I find it soothing. If anything, I'm sleeping better since she started.

Of all the instruments Marti could take up, the tuba?

It’s like a whale is singing me a lullaby.

This is driving me crazy! I need sleep. Oh, maybe it's quieter in Mom and Dad's room.

So, if I can get pony to be quiet, you won’t play your tuba after bedtime?

MMarti

If you can manage that, sure. A deal's a deal.

We’ll be quite. You’ll see. I mean, hear. I mean, not hear. We'll be quiet, I promise.

[Pony grunts as her puts Annie's bed under the hole.]

I made a deal with Marti. She'll be quiet if you're quiet.

RRamiro

Students, you've all been working hard, so for first period today, we have some very special guests.

[sighs] A whole hour of sleep.

RRamiro

Here to inspire and entertain you, the Horn Identity.

[brass instruments playing]

[to Annie] I'm in a band.

GGerry

I love this song.

Why is everyone so busy on Valentine's Day?

Not everyone. If everyone was busy, then Ramiro wouldn’t make us… That’s it! If Ramiro had Valentine’s Day plans, there wouldn’t be a school dance. All of our problems would be solved.

Plans? Like a date?

Exactly. Now who’s a good match for a lonely principal?

How about Mr. Pancks?

[Mr. Pancks chainsaws the rose bush and whistles]

Maybe not.

Dave?

Nah.

DDave

Hey, Pony.

Hi, Dave. Mr. Underwood?

Nah.

This guy? (Oh, wait.)

That's Dad. Oh, we're never going to find someone to take Ramiro on a Valentine’s Date.

Don't give up Annie love is right around the corner.

Principal Ramiro, what can I do for you?

RRamiro

Hello, Mr. Gravlax. I was wondering if you could spare some ice for the school dance. And please, call me "Penny".

Oh, you betcha. Anything for you, Principal Penny. Eh?

Do you hear music?

Pony, can you believe this? I think she likes him. Let's make this happen. Come on. Hey, Mr Gravlax. So what are you doing for Valentine's Day?

Oh, yeah, I got a big date.

APAnnie and Pony

Uh.

With my fishing rod.

[Annie and Pony gasping]

Yeah. Taking Dora out to sea.

APAnnie and Pony

[disappointed] Uh.

Dora's the name of my boat.

[gasping] You should ask Principal Ramiro out on a date.

Oh, I'm not that good at asking folks out on dates.

[Ramiro is shopping for chocolates]

Okay, there she is. Just go ask her.

No, he can't do that. Haven't you ever seen a romance movie? It has to just happen. [to Gravlax] Go bump into her, and then when you're helping her pick everything up, gaze in her eyes and ask her out.

Okay, if you say so.

I don't know about this, Pony.

Trust me, Annie. In all my vampire romance novels, the vampire always gets the girl.

Ah. Kids, I got to tell you, this rope is giving me quite the wedgie.

Now glide! Glide like the fog glides across the marsh on a dark October morning.

When am I supposed to ask her out on a date?

Yes. Good. Do that.

[Henrietta walks to Annie and Pony.]

Please don't say anything. I feel bad enough.

About what? I owe you an apology. I loved your dad's speech. So inspiring. Now I know what I wanna be.

A farmer?

No way, I wanna be an internet sensation like your dad. [shows her a video of George, acting like a wild animal] It's got like a zillion hits.

[video] Pointy, pointy, pointer.

[Henrietta walks off]

I told you I make everything better!

We’ve got to scare them off.

Scaring isn't the answer. Let’s be friendly.

I don’t have time for this. I have a party to set up.

Pony! Hey, Pony! The crow’s left the balco-

Shhh! We're trying to watch something in here.

What?!

Shhh!

What are they doing in here?

I invited them in. See? No more crows on the balcony, and no scaring needed. Just the extended hoof of friendship. That one’s the leader. I call him Russell. They promised they’ll be out of here as soon as they finish watching Buddies. It’s their favorite show.

TATV Announcer

You're watching the Buddies marathon. Every episode of Buddies, ever. All 12 seasons, nonstop. All week long.

Oh.

No, no, no. We need them out of here before people show up for the party! Come on crows. Out! Uh! [grabs the remote] Give me that.

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