What the hell is this? Why are there chickens everywhere?
No time to explain it to you, you wouldn't get it anyway.
What are you painting?
Look, it's a new sign, okay? "Carmine's: a Place for Steaks".
What- no! I can't have you put that sign up, the health inspector's coming, like, any minute.
So what?
So wha-? So we're not Carmine's! Look, I can't have them see the sign.
Who gives a shit? We always get a passing grade.
Yeah, we get a passing grade because I bust my ass to make sure that happens! Okay, and we don't pretend we're a restaurant! Look, this is fucking crazy, no signs!
No, we're using the sign, because the sign's a big part of the plan.
What is the plan?! What is happening?!
Charlie, we found a loophole in the system.
Yeah, it's a closing loophole, it involves airline miles and points.
You're doing a chicken and airline miles scam today?!
Look, it is a great plan, okay? We do not have a ton of time to explain it to you, we're busy.
Okay, fine, whatever, I get it. I get it.
No, you don't.
It's a good plan, Charlie.
Frank, Jesus Christ, man! Where are your shoes?!
I lost 'em in the bathroom.
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