What's wrong with the toilet? Looks clogged. What the hell? I just had these all in, like, perfect working condition.
Must be my shoes.
Your shoes? What are you talking about?
Well, when I said I lost my shoes, I didn't mean I didn't know where they were. It's just that they were gone.
You flushed your shoes down the toilet? Why would you do that?
It's an anxiety thing, Charlie. Everybody's moving so fast all of a sudden, it freaks me out. Flushing things gives me control. It's a thing.
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