Okay. Dee, get the joke stool in the basement, all right? Can't have it out.
What? No way. It's hilarious.
It's not hilarious, it's just a stool with a nail sticking out of it.
Yeah, and when it pokes their butts, they scream, 'cause they just got a nail right in the butt. I... you- you don't understand comedy at all.
You don't understand comedy! That's not a joke, it's a lawsuit! Just put it in the basement, okay?
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