We're trying to piece a night together and we need your help.
I don't remember that night.
I didn't tell you which night yet.
I don't remember most evenings.
“Who Got Dee Pregnant?” · Season 6, Episode 7
In this episode: Frank Reynolds (5), Mac McDonald (4), Sweet Dee Reynolds (3), Charlie Kelly (2), Dennis Reynolds (2), Artemis (1)
Just so I'm clear, you don't actually think things are going to come alive because you're spending the night in museum, right?
I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!
It's fatness, plain and simple. It's a person becoming fat before your very eyes.
And I don't even know how to make the bird jokes anymore. They no longer apply.
I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!
I feel like you say that all the time now.
You better do yourself a favor and flush it out.
Wait a second, you definitely said that before.
Since we're all saying things we say all the time. I'll just reiterate. Dee, we don't care about you, or your body, or that baby bird.
I browned out that evening.
Browned out? What's browned out?
It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.
You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.
He eats theater people.
No, he doesn't.
I think he might.
He does.
Do you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is?
He might not.
He doesn't.
I don't.
Yes, I was having an argument with Artemis, because a couple weeks before, we had some makeup sex in a dumpster out in the back of Wendy's. [Cuts to a dumpster shaking] [Frank grunting] Yeah! Yeah!
She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the--the...the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she...and we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff, and I-I...I admit I do, too.
That's when Dee came in. Oh, hey, Dee.
[A ostrich appears in the doorway]
ODOstrich Dee
[prolonged squawking]
Look, I do not give a shit about your problems, Dee, okay? I'm still pumped up from that ass-whooping I just handed out. Did you see that?
ODOstrich Dee
[squawking continues]
I don't give a shit, Dee, okay? I don't know how you're going to get all that milk off of you.
ODOstrich Dee
[squawks]
What is that supposed to mean?
ODOstrich Dee
[squawking]
Okay, you know what, shoo. Shoo. Get out of here.
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