Dennis
You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.
Charlie
He eats theater people.
Dennis
No, he doesn't.
Mac
I think he might.
Frank
He does.
Dennis
Do you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is?
Mac
He might not.
Frank
He doesn't.
Charlie
I don't.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.